Surfer Joe And Moe The Sleaze

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Here's a story about Surfer Joe
He caught the big one and he let it go
Now there's somebody satisfied with winning
Down on the boardwalk, there's Moe the Sleaze
He sells good things, he aims to please
He's almost even, but he don't mind a handout

Come on down for a pleasure cruise
We're all going on a pleasure cruise
Come on down for a pleasure cruise
Plenty of women, plenty of food

Midway, Esther and her sister Camille
Used to fuck all day down under the Ferris wheel
And late at night, I still can see it spinning
So get your tickets from Moe the Sleaze
And he's the one that's weak in the knees
His pants are baggy, but you can still see them shaking, oh

Come on down for a pleasure cruise
We're all going on a pleasure cruise
Come on down for a pleasure cruise
Plenty of women, plenty of food

Come on down
We're all going
Come on down
Plenty of women, plenty of food

That's the story about Surfer Joe
He caught the big one, but he let it go
Now he's somebody satisfied with winning
Just a story about Surfer Joe
He caught the big one and he let it go
He's somebody, he is somebody, he is somebody

Come on down
We're all going on a pleasure cruise
Plenty of women
Plenty of women, plenty of food