Soft Jazzercise
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โฑ๏ธ 2:27 duration
๐ ID: 28980916
๐ Lyrics
Hi, it's me, John Benjamin. Welcome to the second interlude of the
Album. I figure now that you're a bit settled in, it would be a good
Time to get in a little exercise, because movement is truly the core
Of life. I want to introduce something I developed in the early '80s
No, the late '70s, that will really get the blood rolling. It's
Called "soft jazzercise" and it's very, very, very, very, very, very
Very low impact, a perfect fit for this jazz vibe I've created. So
Take in a big, deep, invigorating breath and fill those precious
Lungs with the healing sprites of the universe. Now, cough it
Out. Okay, let's get started. Slowly raise your right arm
Slower, slower, very, very slow. Much slower. Slow, slow, like
Slow-mo slow. Not past horizontal, slow the movement down. Like
A turtle slow. Like an opiated panda slow. Like a drowsy
Frankenstein. Like Chateantango slow. Not too high, or it could be
Misinterpreted as a "Heil Hitler" gesture. Now bring it down, let
Gravity do the work, like the movie Gravity. Very loose, very limp
Like a whiskey dick. Now rest. And now that concludes your soft
Jazzercise exercise routine. Do this once a day and nap afterwards
Album. I figure now that you're a bit settled in, it would be a good
Time to get in a little exercise, because movement is truly the core
Of life. I want to introduce something I developed in the early '80s
No, the late '70s, that will really get the blood rolling. It's
Called "soft jazzercise" and it's very, very, very, very, very, very
Very low impact, a perfect fit for this jazz vibe I've created. So
Take in a big, deep, invigorating breath and fill those precious
Lungs with the healing sprites of the universe. Now, cough it
Out. Okay, let's get started. Slowly raise your right arm
Slower, slower, very, very slow. Much slower. Slow, slow, like
Slow-mo slow. Not past horizontal, slow the movement down. Like
A turtle slow. Like an opiated panda slow. Like a drowsy
Frankenstein. Like Chateantango slow. Not too high, or it could be
Misinterpreted as a "Heil Hitler" gesture. Now bring it down, let
Gravity do the work, like the movie Gravity. Very loose, very limp
Like a whiskey dick. Now rest. And now that concludes your soft
Jazzercise exercise routine. Do this once a day and nap afterwards
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:04.06] Hi, it's me, John Benjamin. Welcome to the second interlude of the
[00:09.22] Album. I figure now that you're a bit settled in, it would be a good
[00:14.69] Time to get in a little exercise, because movement is truly the core
[00:21.63] Of life. I want to introduce something I developed in the early '80s
[00:29.02] No, the late '70s, that will really get the blood rolling. It's
[00:35.87] Called "soft jazzercise" and it's very, very, very, very, very, very
[00:43.92] Very low impact, a perfect fit for this jazz vibe I've created. So
[00:54.03] Take in a big, deep, invigorating breath and fill those precious
[00:59.04] Lungs with the healing sprites of the universe. Now, cough it
[01:07.44] Out. Okay, let's get started. Slowly raise your right arm
[01:14.80] Slower, slower, very, very slow. Much slower. Slow, slow, like
[01:21.59] Slow-mo slow. Not past horizontal, slow the movement down. Like
[01:27.79] A turtle slow. Like an opiated panda slow. Like a drowsy
[01:35.46] Frankenstein. Like Chateantango slow. Not too high, or it could be
[01:43.76] Misinterpreted as a "Heil Hitler" gesture. Now bring it down, let
[01:51.33] Gravity do the work, like the movie Gravity. Very loose, very limp
[01:59.94] Like a whiskey dick. Now rest. And now that concludes your soft
[02:09.84] Jazzercise exercise routine. Do this once a day and nap afterwards
[02:26.72]
[00:09.22] Album. I figure now that you're a bit settled in, it would be a good
[00:14.69] Time to get in a little exercise, because movement is truly the core
[00:21.63] Of life. I want to introduce something I developed in the early '80s
[00:29.02] No, the late '70s, that will really get the blood rolling. It's
[00:35.87] Called "soft jazzercise" and it's very, very, very, very, very, very
[00:43.92] Very low impact, a perfect fit for this jazz vibe I've created. So
[00:54.03] Take in a big, deep, invigorating breath and fill those precious
[00:59.04] Lungs with the healing sprites of the universe. Now, cough it
[01:07.44] Out. Okay, let's get started. Slowly raise your right arm
[01:14.80] Slower, slower, very, very slow. Much slower. Slow, slow, like
[01:21.59] Slow-mo slow. Not past horizontal, slow the movement down. Like
[01:27.79] A turtle slow. Like an opiated panda slow. Like a drowsy
[01:35.46] Frankenstein. Like Chateantango slow. Not too high, or it could be
[01:43.76] Misinterpreted as a "Heil Hitler" gesture. Now bring it down, let
[01:51.33] Gravity do the work, like the movie Gravity. Very loose, very limp
[01:59.94] Like a whiskey dick. Now rest. And now that concludes your soft
[02:09.84] Jazzercise exercise routine. Do this once a day and nap afterwards
[02:26.72]