Can You Believe It

All my friends are having kids
And they also send out email updates
But I love getting those
What I can't stand is when they include the question
"Can you believe it?"
"Caitlin started kindergarten this year
Can you believe it?"
I don't know
I mean, what is she, about five?
That sounds about right
Yeah, I can believe that
Like if they were to contact me
And say, "Caitlin has never grown any bigger
Since the day she was born
Never spoken a word at all in her life
She's graduating from college today
Can you believe it?"
I'd be like, "Oh my God, no
I can't believe that
Send more photos"
But can I believe that Caitlin
Is following the natural progression of life?
Yeah, I can totally wrap my head around that