Surf's up! (California)

You moved out to the west coast
But it's all about who you know
And so you started doing coke
You wanted to change the world with your music
But when you got to Los Angeles
You mostly you just sat around and did coke

And you say you'd be happier if you weren't here
Maybe somewhere's better 'cause you're not there
Maybe somewhere's better 'cause you're not there
Making it shittier
Like you do this place

I'm never moving to California
I'm never moving out west
You wanted to follow your dreams
That's just a business to exploit you and me
Now you've got an unpaid internship
At the dream factory
Is this where you wanted to be?

And if you asked me to run away
You know that I would
I would quit my shitty job
I would leave my shitty band
We'd head out west to find
A little bit of excitement
Then you'd break up with me
When you see how boring I am
And then I'd have to get a temp job
To afford rent and beer
And if that's the case, then shit
I might as well stay around here

I'm never moving to California
I'm never moving out west
I'm glad you followed your dreams
And I hope you're doing well
But I can't afford to visit
So I'll see you in hell
I'll see you in hell
I'll see you in hell
I'll see you on Snapcha t