Surrounded by Morons

I've been so depressed
I need to get out of here
Maybe I should just move away
And all my problems will disappear
I want to get stuck in traffic every day
And I want to pay three grand in rent
I never want to see a tree again
I just want concrete and cement

I want police cameras on street corners
And I want sewers that shoot up mist
I want everything to feel temporary
And I just always want to be pissed
I never want to be able to find a parking space
And I want to miss the bus or the train
I want a city so big I'll never see all of it
And I want to get car doored in the bike lane
And I want to be even more surrounded by morons

All my problems would go away
If I just moved to New York or LA
All my problems would go away
If I just moved to New York or LA