Sycophant

Always have been a pariah
The planet took me by the balls
I was kissing ass before I learned to crawl

I'm tired of livin' like a guppy
When I feel like a shark
A smile to the face, but I'm sneering when the room goes dark

You're not so pretty without your fuckin' teeth
Upstairs wanting, collapsing to the street
It really is a pleasure that we get to meet

I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophantic, I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophant
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophantic, I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophant!
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophantic, I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophant
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophantic, I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophant

People are useful
People are tools
To cut and copy-paste, you bend and break the rules

I'm tired of livin' like a guppy
When I feel like a shark
A smile to the face, but I'm sneering when the room goes dark

You're not so pretty without your fuckin' teeth
Upstairs wanting, collapsing to the street
It really is a pleasure that we get to meet

I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophantic, I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophant
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophantic, I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophant
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophantic, I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophant
I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophantic, I'm a sycophantic, you're a sycophant!

Sycophant!
Kick-ass!
Scope-licker!
Suck up!