The Bar Is Low

[00:19.79] I've been described as good
[00:22.75] Some have even said great
[00:26.06] What have I done
[00:29.21] To deserve such a fate
[00:32.48] It sure seems to be
[00:35.57] Quite an easy bet
[00:39.19] Those we adore just haven't spilled their secrets yet
[00:45.71] I never steal
[00:48.80] I never fight
[00:52.12] My anger's locked up tight
[01:11.99] You haven't climbed a mountain
[01:14.96] Barely walked up a hill
[01:18.22] But that's good as gold
[01:21.23] Cause you've never killed
[01:24.75] Held down a job
[01:27.90] Even snagged a raise
[01:31.51] Right there you're due for
[01:34.64] Effusive praise
[01:37.90] I'm the picture
[01:41.24] Of a noble guy
[01:44.42] Now let me explain why
[01:54.87] See I'll tell you so
[01:57.41] Oh I'll tell you so
[02:00.83] The bar is low
[02:02.42] The bar is low
[02:07.33] Why I don't know
[02:10.41] I just don't know
[02:14.24] The bar is low
[02:15.58] The bar is low
[02:20.11] Never been exposed
[02:23.58] They'll never know
[02:27.08] The bar is low
[02:28.46] The bar is low
[02:33.34] Oh I told you so
[02:36.09] Oh I told you so
[02:40.04] The bar is low
[02:41.61] The bar is
[02:56.39] Yeah the bar is low
[02:59.65] And it's getting lower
[03:02.82] The speed of evolution
[03:06.42] Is getting slow
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