Red Neck Friend (Remastered)

Pretty little one, how has it all begun?
They're teachin' you how to walk, but you're already on the run
Little one, whatcha gonna do?
Little one, honey it's all up to you

Now your daddy's in the den, shootin' up the evenin' news
And mama's with a friend, lately she's been so confused
Little one, come on and take my hand
Well I may not have the answer, but I believe I got a plan

Honey you shake, and I'll rattle
And we will roll on down the line
And see if we can't get in touch with a very close friend of mine
Let me clue you in, it ain't like him to argue or pretend
Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend

Well they got a little list of all
Those things of which they don't approve
Well they gotta keep their eyes on you, for you might make your move
Little one, I really wish you would
Little one, I think the damage would do you good

Honey you shake, and I'll rattle
And we will roll on down the line
Gonna forget all about the battle, it's gonna feel so fine
'Cause he's the missing link, the
Kitchen sink, eleven on a scale of ten
Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend

Honey you shake, and I'll rattle
And we will roll on down the line
I'm gonna try to swing you up into my saddle
And then we'll run and let you think we're fine
But honey don't just stand there
Lookin' like this dream will never end
Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend
I said, honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend