The Differences In Years (Album Version)
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20 years of marriage on our 20th anniversary
Where we got talk 'bout the difference between that
First year of marriage and that 20th year of marriage
Ooh, there's a little difference
My wife didn't have morning breath our first year of marriage
Oh my God, we wake up, she goes, "Hi baby"
I'm like, "Oh God, I love you"
20 years later, "Hi baby," oh, oh
When'd you eat the possum?
Don't remember she eating it on the highway
Didn't snore our first year of marriage
20 years later, it's like somebody's starting up an 18-wheeler
Ooh, you're turning daddy, oh
Guys, remember that first year of marriage
You had those little pet names for each other like
"Oh, hi Pumpkin", "oh, you're my little cupcake"
20 years later, you got nicknames like Dream Killer and Hope Smasher
My wife still won't shut the door when she's going pee
I'm like, "Please shut the bathroom door"
She's like, "Why does it bother you?"
And I go, "'Cause you look so helpless"
Guys, we're peeing, we're hanging on to something
We're doing something
You women, you go pee, it looks like you're waiting on a bus, it's just -
Geez, get a Game Boy or something
Where we got talk 'bout the difference between that
First year of marriage and that 20th year of marriage
Ooh, there's a little difference
My wife didn't have morning breath our first year of marriage
Oh my God, we wake up, she goes, "Hi baby"
I'm like, "Oh God, I love you"
20 years later, "Hi baby," oh, oh
When'd you eat the possum?
Don't remember she eating it on the highway
Didn't snore our first year of marriage
20 years later, it's like somebody's starting up an 18-wheeler
Ooh, you're turning daddy, oh
Guys, remember that first year of marriage
You had those little pet names for each other like
"Oh, hi Pumpkin", "oh, you're my little cupcake"
20 years later, you got nicknames like Dream Killer and Hope Smasher
My wife still won't shut the door when she's going pee
I'm like, "Please shut the bathroom door"
She's like, "Why does it bother you?"
And I go, "'Cause you look so helpless"
Guys, we're peeing, we're hanging on to something
We're doing something
You women, you go pee, it looks like you're waiting on a bus, it's just -
Geez, get a Game Boy or something
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.66] 20 years of marriage on our 20th anniversary
[00:02.56] Where we got talk 'bout the difference between that
[00:03.94] First year of marriage and that 20th year of marriage
[00:07.61] Ooh, there's a little difference
[00:10.47] My wife didn't have morning breath our first year of marriage
[00:13.31] Oh my God, we wake up, she goes, "Hi baby"
[00:15.42] I'm like, "Oh God, I love you"
[00:17.74] 20 years later, "Hi baby," oh, oh
[00:21.54] When'd you eat the possum?
[00:30.41] Don't remember she eating it on the highway
[00:37.05] Didn't snore our first year of marriage
[00:39.28] 20 years later, it's like somebody's starting up an 18-wheeler
[00:45.94] Ooh, you're turning daddy, oh
[00:50.16] Guys, remember that first year of marriage
[00:51.66] You had those little pet names for each other like
[00:53.20] "Oh, hi Pumpkin", "oh, you're my little cupcake"
[00:58.32] 20 years later, you got nicknames like Dream Killer and Hope Smasher
[01:07.96] My wife still won't shut the door when she's going pee
[01:09.97] I'm like, "Please shut the bathroom door"
[01:11.86] She's like, "Why does it bother you?"
[01:13.16] And I go, "'Cause you look so helpless"
[01:17.00] Guys, we're peeing, we're hanging on to something
[01:18.97] We're doing something
[01:20.93] You women, you go pee, it looks like you're waiting on a bus, it's just -
[01:34.60] Geez, get a Game Boy or something
[01:37.18]
[00:02.56] Where we got talk 'bout the difference between that
[00:03.94] First year of marriage and that 20th year of marriage
[00:07.61] Ooh, there's a little difference
[00:10.47] My wife didn't have morning breath our first year of marriage
[00:13.31] Oh my God, we wake up, she goes, "Hi baby"
[00:15.42] I'm like, "Oh God, I love you"
[00:17.74] 20 years later, "Hi baby," oh, oh
[00:21.54] When'd you eat the possum?
[00:30.41] Don't remember she eating it on the highway
[00:37.05] Didn't snore our first year of marriage
[00:39.28] 20 years later, it's like somebody's starting up an 18-wheeler
[00:45.94] Ooh, you're turning daddy, oh
[00:50.16] Guys, remember that first year of marriage
[00:51.66] You had those little pet names for each other like
[00:53.20] "Oh, hi Pumpkin", "oh, you're my little cupcake"
[00:58.32] 20 years later, you got nicknames like Dream Killer and Hope Smasher
[01:07.96] My wife still won't shut the door when she's going pee
[01:09.97] I'm like, "Please shut the bathroom door"
[01:11.86] She's like, "Why does it bother you?"
[01:13.16] And I go, "'Cause you look so helpless"
[01:17.00] Guys, we're peeing, we're hanging on to something
[01:18.97] We're doing something
[01:20.93] You women, you go pee, it looks like you're waiting on a bus, it's just -
[01:34.60] Geez, get a Game Boy or something
[01:37.18]