Final Debate Songified
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๐ Lyrics
Two men enter and two men shall leave
But each must answer now my questions three
Yeah
Preekotos omnipitos romneytos (woo!), schieffertos freetos obamatos
Alright alright okay now
How could we ship all these jobs to Shanghai
When America invented the chicken pot pie
We have brought cases against China for violating trade rules
We are going to insist that China plays by the same rules
They're hacking into our computers
Counterfeiting our goods, stealing our intellectual property
Our patents, our designs (okay)
China's a potential partner if it's following the rules
We want to trade with them
But you gotta play by the rules
Now that we're finally bringing troops home
Won't the Afghans be lonely when they're all alone
When Afghans are perfectly capable of defending their own country
(Yeah)
There's no reason why Americans should die
The Taliban they're gonna come rushing back in when we go (uh-huh)
The Afghan forces have to be able to provide securitay
Why should you run the show?
We decimated Al-Qaeda's core
Tell us 'cause we need to know
I want to bring jobs back to our shores
Two more weeks until we vote
We need to have strong allies
Who can really run the show
My strategy's to go after the bad guys
Is the threat from Iran getting overblown?
Or should I use my Xbox to bomb them with drones?
Their economy is in shambles
We organized the strongest sanctions in history
Crippling sanctions do work
You're seeing it now
I'm glad Romney agrees
They wanna see Israel wiped off the map
If Israel's attacked, we have their back
Israel's a true friend
America will stand with them
Should we increase our military size
So we can keep killing every single bad guy
Our navy is smaller now than any time since 1917
I want to make sure that we have the ships
That are required by our navy
You mentioned that we have fewer ships
We also have fewer horses and bayonets
Because our military's changed
Why should you run the show?
We decimated Al-Qaeda's core
Tell us 'cause we need to know
I want to bring jobs back to our shores
Two more weeks until we vote
We need to have strong allies
Who can really run the show
My strategy's to go after the bad guys
That's all folks
Schieffer out, now I'm 'bout to go home
Been a long day, so it's time to get my drank on
90 minutes I've been spittin' bout our foreign policy
90 minutes I'll be sippin' on a glass of Hennessy
Let me leave you with a thought from my mom
Go out and vote, makes you feel big and strong
But each must answer now my questions three
Yeah
Preekotos omnipitos romneytos (woo!), schieffertos freetos obamatos
Alright alright okay now
How could we ship all these jobs to Shanghai
When America invented the chicken pot pie
We have brought cases against China for violating trade rules
We are going to insist that China plays by the same rules
They're hacking into our computers
Counterfeiting our goods, stealing our intellectual property
Our patents, our designs (okay)
China's a potential partner if it's following the rules
We want to trade with them
But you gotta play by the rules
Now that we're finally bringing troops home
Won't the Afghans be lonely when they're all alone
When Afghans are perfectly capable of defending their own country
(Yeah)
There's no reason why Americans should die
The Taliban they're gonna come rushing back in when we go (uh-huh)
The Afghan forces have to be able to provide securitay
Why should you run the show?
We decimated Al-Qaeda's core
Tell us 'cause we need to know
I want to bring jobs back to our shores
Two more weeks until we vote
We need to have strong allies
Who can really run the show
My strategy's to go after the bad guys
Is the threat from Iran getting overblown?
Or should I use my Xbox to bomb them with drones?
Their economy is in shambles
We organized the strongest sanctions in history
Crippling sanctions do work
You're seeing it now
I'm glad Romney agrees
They wanna see Israel wiped off the map
If Israel's attacked, we have their back
Israel's a true friend
America will stand with them
Should we increase our military size
So we can keep killing every single bad guy
Our navy is smaller now than any time since 1917
I want to make sure that we have the ships
That are required by our navy
You mentioned that we have fewer ships
We also have fewer horses and bayonets
Because our military's changed
Why should you run the show?
We decimated Al-Qaeda's core
Tell us 'cause we need to know
I want to bring jobs back to our shores
Two more weeks until we vote
We need to have strong allies
Who can really run the show
My strategy's to go after the bad guys
That's all folks
Schieffer out, now I'm 'bout to go home
Been a long day, so it's time to get my drank on
90 minutes I've been spittin' bout our foreign policy
90 minutes I'll be sippin' on a glass of Hennessy
Let me leave you with a thought from my mom
Go out and vote, makes you feel big and strong
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.03] Two men enter and two men shall leave
[00:07.05] But each must answer now my questions three
[00:14.50] Yeah
[00:15.32] Preekotos omnipitos romneytos (woo!), schieffertos freetos obamatos
[00:19.92] Alright alright okay now
[00:21.45] How could we ship all these jobs to Shanghai
[00:24.12] When America invented the chicken pot pie
[00:27.26] We have brought cases against China for violating trade rules
[00:31.00] We are going to insist that China plays by the same rules
[00:33.99] They're hacking into our computers
[00:36.15] Counterfeiting our goods, stealing our intellectual property
[00:38.98] Our patents, our designs (okay)
[00:40.80] China's a potential partner if it's following the rules
[00:44.05] We want to trade with them
[00:45.34] But you gotta play by the rules
[00:47.24] Now that we're finally bringing troops home
[00:50.14] Won't the Afghans be lonely when they're all alone
[00:53.44] When Afghans are perfectly capable of defending their own country
[00:57.18] (Yeah)
[00:57.64] There's no reason why Americans should die
[01:00.01] The Taliban they're gonna come rushing back in when we go (uh-huh)
[01:03.37] The Afghan forces have to be able to provide securitay
[01:06.22] Why should you run the show?
[01:07.82] We decimated Al-Qaeda's core
[01:09.54] Tell us 'cause we need to know
[01:11.27] I want to bring jobs back to our shores
[01:12.87] Two more weeks until we vote
[01:14.39] We need to have strong allies
[01:16.08] Who can really run the show
[01:17.32] My strategy's to go after the bad guys
[01:19.43] Is the threat from Iran getting overblown?
[01:22.58] Or should I use my Xbox to bomb them with drones?
[01:25.88] Their economy is in shambles
[01:27.30] We organized the strongest sanctions in history
[01:28.90] Crippling sanctions do work
[01:30.46] You're seeing it now
[01:31.23] I'm glad Romney agrees
[01:32.66] They wanna see Israel wiped off the map
[01:34.32] If Israel's attacked, we have their back
[01:35.85] Israel's a true friend
[01:37.25] America will stand with them
[01:38.98] Should we increase our military size
[01:42.17] So we can keep killing every single bad guy
[01:45.76] Our navy is smaller now than any time since 1917
[01:49.17] I want to make sure that we have the ships
[01:50.96] That are required by our navy
[01:51.92] You mentioned that we have fewer ships
[01:53.61] We also have fewer horses and bayonets
[01:55.95] Because our military's changed
[01:58.14] Why should you run the show?
[01:59.68] We decimated Al-Qaeda's core
[02:01.45] Tell us 'cause we need to know
[02:03.09] I want to bring jobs back to our shores
[02:04.72] Two more weeks until we vote
[02:06.38] We need to have strong allies
[02:07.83] Who can really run the show
[02:09.38] My strategy's to go after the bad guys
[02:13.65] That's all folks
[02:14.93] Schieffer out, now I'm 'bout to go home
[02:16.47] Been a long day, so it's time to get my drank on
[02:18.17] 90 minutes I've been spittin' bout our foreign policy
[02:19.55] 90 minutes I'll be sippin' on a glass of Hennessy
[02:21.36] Let me leave you with a thought from my mom
[02:22.77] Go out and vote, makes you feel big and strong
[02:24.45]
[00:07.05] But each must answer now my questions three
[00:14.50] Yeah
[00:15.32] Preekotos omnipitos romneytos (woo!), schieffertos freetos obamatos
[00:19.92] Alright alright okay now
[00:21.45] How could we ship all these jobs to Shanghai
[00:24.12] When America invented the chicken pot pie
[00:27.26] We have brought cases against China for violating trade rules
[00:31.00] We are going to insist that China plays by the same rules
[00:33.99] They're hacking into our computers
[00:36.15] Counterfeiting our goods, stealing our intellectual property
[00:38.98] Our patents, our designs (okay)
[00:40.80] China's a potential partner if it's following the rules
[00:44.05] We want to trade with them
[00:45.34] But you gotta play by the rules
[00:47.24] Now that we're finally bringing troops home
[00:50.14] Won't the Afghans be lonely when they're all alone
[00:53.44] When Afghans are perfectly capable of defending their own country
[00:57.18] (Yeah)
[00:57.64] There's no reason why Americans should die
[01:00.01] The Taliban they're gonna come rushing back in when we go (uh-huh)
[01:03.37] The Afghan forces have to be able to provide securitay
[01:06.22] Why should you run the show?
[01:07.82] We decimated Al-Qaeda's core
[01:09.54] Tell us 'cause we need to know
[01:11.27] I want to bring jobs back to our shores
[01:12.87] Two more weeks until we vote
[01:14.39] We need to have strong allies
[01:16.08] Who can really run the show
[01:17.32] My strategy's to go after the bad guys
[01:19.43] Is the threat from Iran getting overblown?
[01:22.58] Or should I use my Xbox to bomb them with drones?
[01:25.88] Their economy is in shambles
[01:27.30] We organized the strongest sanctions in history
[01:28.90] Crippling sanctions do work
[01:30.46] You're seeing it now
[01:31.23] I'm glad Romney agrees
[01:32.66] They wanna see Israel wiped off the map
[01:34.32] If Israel's attacked, we have their back
[01:35.85] Israel's a true friend
[01:37.25] America will stand with them
[01:38.98] Should we increase our military size
[01:42.17] So we can keep killing every single bad guy
[01:45.76] Our navy is smaller now than any time since 1917
[01:49.17] I want to make sure that we have the ships
[01:50.96] That are required by our navy
[01:51.92] You mentioned that we have fewer ships
[01:53.61] We also have fewer horses and bayonets
[01:55.95] Because our military's changed
[01:58.14] Why should you run the show?
[01:59.68] We decimated Al-Qaeda's core
[02:01.45] Tell us 'cause we need to know
[02:03.09] I want to bring jobs back to our shores
[02:04.72] Two more weeks until we vote
[02:06.38] We need to have strong allies
[02:07.83] Who can really run the show
[02:09.38] My strategy's to go after the bad guys
[02:13.65] That's all folks
[02:14.93] Schieffer out, now I'm 'bout to go home
[02:16.47] Been a long day, so it's time to get my drank on
[02:18.17] 90 minutes I've been spittin' bout our foreign policy
[02:19.55] 90 minutes I'll be sippin' on a glass of Hennessy
[02:21.36] Let me leave you with a thought from my mom
[02:22.77] Go out and vote, makes you feel big and strong
[02:24.45]