Whiskey Is My Kind Of Lullaby

I was a loner
Until there were no friends left
And before someone offered me drugs
Ya know, I was straight edge
And everyone's quit 'til
You offer them a cigarette
Before we learn our lesson, lets see
How bad things can get

And I'll drink myself to death or at least
I'll drink myself to sleep
Chain smoke my way through the gaps in between
My aspirations and my apathy

As we drive past
The last exit to home I am waving goodbye, and I
Might be sleeping in the ditch tonight but it's alright
'Cause whiskey is my kind of lullaby!

I was sober all morning
'Til I woke up this afternoon
And before someone offered me a job
Ya know I was gonna get one soon
And everyone in this town sleeps 'til
The calendar collides with June
Before the booze wears off
Let's take another shot or two

And I'll drink myself to death or at least
I'll drink myself to sleep
Chain smoke my way through the gaps in between
My aspirations and my apathy

As we drive past
The last exit to home I am waving goodbye and I
Might be sleeping in the ditch tonight but it's alright
'Cause whiskey is my kind of lullaby!