Flex

[00:16.19] All I want for Christmas is some ice
[00:19.57] Watch my body fall and watch my body rise
[00:23.98] Flex it baby, keep me up all night
[00:26.47] Let's flex so, let's flex
[00:30.62] Female bodybuilders from Tijuana
[00:33.13] Buy fake flowers fresh from artificial markets
[00:36.07] At the border to comply with my strict orders
[00:38.97] To impress the Chinese Premier who wants to see them flex
[00:42.44] While simultaneously writing his regrets on paper
[00:46.16] Film it on your camera phone, convert it straight to VHS
[00:49.71] And post it to my home address by DHL or UPS
[00:53.46] So I can sleep at night, smoke my cigarettes in peace
[00:56.98] Instead of waking up from dreams of flexing arms and flexing knees
[01:00.96] Hit it
[01:01.95] I don't wanna flex for the fuck of it
[01:05.84] If you want me for a toy, don't count on it
[01:09.54] All the boys wanna touch it, touch it
[01:12.60] And flex, ooh, and flex
[01:17.68] All I want for Christmas is some ice
[01:21.05] Watch my body fall and watch my body rise
[01:25.39] Flex it baby, keep me up all night
[01:27.83] Let's flex so, let's flex
[01:31.98] I made a meal especially for you
[01:34.51] Take a bite, chew it up, spit it out and start anew
[01:38.36] Hand the pulp to your hotel personnel
[01:41.15] Then move to Moscow, cut your hair and wear Chanel
[01:44.26] I've got friends that are in high places who can help, but
[01:48.32] You don't ever wanna live like that
[01:52.35] Baby, do you wanna write the Oxford guide to suicide
[01:55.93] A treat inside your head
[01:57.52] Buy a webcam and a single bed
[01:59.84] So everyone can see you flex
[02:03.40] I don't wanna flex for the fuck of it
[02:07.20] If you want me for a toy, don't count on it
[02:11.01] All the boys wanna touch it, touch it
[02:14.02] And flex, ooh, and flex
[02:19.13] All I want for Christmas is some ice
[02:22.59] Watch my body fall and watch my body rise
[02:26.88] Flex it baby, keep me up all night
[02:29.27] Let's flex so, let's flex
[02:33.53]
[02:42.15] Boy, I need a witness
[02:46.00] Had an apparition and I saw God
[02:49.63] Her flexing muscles reach right through the sky
[02:54.04] And I tried to flex for her flex, so I flex, I flex
[03:08.24]
[03:12.86] All I want for Christmas is some ice
[03:16.29] Watch my body fall and watch my body rise
[03:20.68] Flex it baby, keep me up all night
[03:23.00] Let's flex so, let's flex
[03:28.19] I'm the fucking female Jesus Christ
[03:31.66] Break my bones, I'll be reborn, I'll come back twice
[03:35.94] Flex it baby, keep me up all night
[03:38.39] Let's flex so, let's flex
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