Goldfish and Paracetamol

[00:05.36] A dead loss, no songs
[00:08.20] No fun, just glum
[00:11.77] Lying next to someone
[00:14.49] So dont mention the War
[00:18.04] Don't question where we stand
[00:21.60] Nor where we fall
[00:24.31] North, South, East where's best?
[00:27.99] If I head left
[00:30.71] It turns out directionless
[00:34.32] So, needle point aside
[00:37.90] I always find
[00:39.73] Embroidery leaves me blind
[00:44.25] 'Cos I'm too weary to rest
[00:47.90] Since I noticed
[00:49.72] Coming second best is close to ideal
[00:58.72] What fools boredom breeds
[01:02.35] So much to do
[01:05.02] So many goldfish to feed
[01:08.66] And paracetamol
[01:12.30] I'll take them all
[01:15.09] They line my stomach wall
[01:17.75] 'Cos I'm too weary to rest
[01:22.38] Since I noticed
[01:24.19] Coming second best is close to ideal (la la la...)
[01:45.85] With customary thirst
[01:50.34] I search a water glass
[01:53.04] But gin hits first
[01:55.74] Oh don't believe the hype
[01:59.34] Expectancy always spoil a party
[02:05.68] It's torniquet (by crochet)
[02:09.24] My waters break
[02:12.01] Don't drive for pity's sake
[02:14.77] 'Cos I'm too weary to rest
[02:18.32] Since I noticed
[02:21.02] Coming second best
[02:23.74] Is close to ideal (la la la...)
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