Who (Album Version)

Who put the cock in the cocker spaniel?
Who put the pee on the Pekingese?
Who left his toy in the toy poodle?
I'd like to shake that bastard's hand, if you please!
Who ate the beard on the bearded collie?
Who slipped a bath in the basset hound?
Who scuffed the box in the boxer?
Put his eagle in the beagle?
That bastard gets cigars all around!
I would gladly pork a Yorkie
Sit on a setter
And board a border collie with a friend
But who jacked in the Jack Russell
Banged the shit out of the shih tzu
And rained on the Pomeranian?
Was it the dude who put the cock in the cocker spaniel?
Who put the com in the komondor?
Who fucked the poo out of the poodle?
Put his meat in the Akita?
Chowed on the chow chow?
Took a dip in the puli?
Stuck his mutton in the mutt?
Whipped it out for the whippet?
Put his point in the pointer?
Popped a cork in the corgi?
Stuffed a rat in the basset hound?
That crazy bastard gets cigars all around!