Don Henley must die

[00:00.90] This is the sound of my brain.
[00:05.51] Then I said, this is the sound of my brain on Don Henley!
[00:14.69] Then I said, 1 2 3 4...
[00:27.21] He's a tortured artist
[00:30.02] Used to be in the Eagles
[00:32.71] Now he whines
[00:35.43] Like a wounded beagle
[00:38.15] Poet of despair!
[00:39.90] Pumped up with hot air!
[00:43.62] He's serious, pretentious
[00:46.32] And I just don't care
[00:50.85] Don Henley must die!
[00:55.42] Don't let him get back together
[00:59.06] With Glenn Frey!
[01:00.80] Don Henley must die!
[01:03.59] Turn on the TV
[01:12.65] And what did I see?
[01:17.28] This bloated hairy thing
[01:19.99] Winning a Grammy
[01:22.65] Best Rock Vocalist?
[01:26.24] Compared to what?
[01:29.94] But your pseudo-serious
[01:31.74] Crafty Satanic blot
[01:36.24] Don Henley must die!
[01:41.68] Put a sharp stick in his eye!
[01:46.24] Don Henley must die!
[01:48.91] Yea yea yea
[01:51.67] Quit playin' that crap
[02:17.92] You're out of the band
[02:20.72] I'm only kidding
[02:27.94] Can't you tell?
[02:30.66] I love his sensitive music
[02:33.47] Idiot poetry, swell
[02:37.09] You and your kind
[02:39.79] Are killing rock and roll
[02:41.52] It's not because you are O L D
[02:45.12] It's cause you ain't got no soul!
[02:48.78] Don't be afraid of fun
[02:51.58] Loosen up your ponytail!
[02:55.10] Be wild, young, free and dumb
[02:56.90] Get your head out of your tail
[03:01.46] Don Henley must die!
[03:06.03] Don't let him get back together
[03:08.76] With Glenn Frey!
[03:11.42] Don Henley must die!
[03:28.75] Put him in the electric chair
[03:31.45] Watch him fry!
[03:33.28] Don Henley must die
[03:35.07] Don Henley must die
[03:38.76] No Eagles reunion
[03:46.97] The same goes for you, Sting!
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