The Luney Landing

Ladies and gentlemen, America's first looney, err, lunar landing is
About to take place. Captain Zap and fellow
Astronaut Flash Flush are on their way to the moon
I believe he's trying to make contact with us

Can I get a witness?

Mission control, this is Flash Flush
Captain Zap requests to return to Earth

Roger. Uh, did I hear right, Captain?

If you call my name

What seems to be the trouble?

I'm kinda hungry
You forgot to bring something to eat

Captain Zap, some more questions. I hope you don't mind

Set me free, why don't you, babe?

It's possible you'll find life on the moon
What would you say to the moon people?

What does it take (What does it take)
To win your love for me?

And if they're hostile?

Come on, feet, start moving

Suppose you're captured. What will you offer in exchange for freedom?

My girl, my girl

Captain Zap, Captain! We're getting close to the moon
Slow down or we'll crash! Captain, why don't you respond?

Don't you know I'm busy thinkin' 'bout my baby?

Uh, Captain, I think one of the hubcaps came off
Captain Zap, it's a miracle we're still alive, but
The ship is destroyed. How will we get back to Earth?

Hitchhike, baby (Hitchhike, baby)

This is space control. You are instructed to return to Earth at once

You make me so very happy

But Captain, what will we do for a spaceship?

I'm on cloud nine

But, but all our navigation equipment was
Destroyed in the crash. How will we find our way?

It's easy to trace the tracks of my tears

Ladies and gentlemen, history has just been made
America has put the first man on the moon

Oh boy! But what is the Russian reaction to our victory?

Now it's the same old song
But with a different meaning since you've been gone

Here is the formal statement made by the Russian leaders

Ow!
Don't let the Joneses (Don't let the Joneses)
Get you down
(Down, down, down, down, down)
Oh, girl, listen now
Don't let the Joneses (Don't let the Joneses)
Get you down
(Down, down, down, down, down)
Oh, girl, listen now
Don't let the Joneses (Don't let the Joneses)
Get you down
(Down, down, down, down, down)