The Baloney Song

I was just a slice of baloney
Lying between two slices of bread,
waiting to be mustered.
The mustard was grey poupon
and i soon would be poop on a porclean throne.
I was just a slice of baloney
Lying between two slices of bread,
waiting to be mustered.
The mustard was grey poupon
and i soon would be poop on a porclean throne.
Then I would go sliding down through pipes of metal
down to the sewers singing Disney songs with Oreos
then i would go plop into a bed of water
I was just a slice of baloney
Lying between two slices of bread,
waiting to be mustered.
The mustard was grey poupon
and i soon would be poop on a porclean throne.
I was just a slice of baloney
Lying between two slices of bread,
waiting to be mustered.
The mustard was grey poupon
and i soon would be poop on a porclean throne.
Then I would go sliding down through pipes of metal
down to the sewers singing Disney songs with Oreos
then i would go plop into a bed of water