The Booklovers

[00:02.68] This book deals with epiphenomenalism,
[00:04.48] which has to do with consciousness as a mere accessory of physiological processes whose presence or absence...
[00:06.20] makes no difference... whatever are you doing?"
[00:15.30] Aphra Benn: Hello
[00:18.96] Cervantes: Donkey
[00:21.63] Daniel Defoe: To christen the day!
[00:24.56] Samuel Richardson: Hello
[00:28.12] Henry Fielding: Tittle-tattle Tittle-tattle...
[00:31.75] Lawrence Sterne: Hello
[00:36.35] Mary Wolstencraft: Vindicated!
[00:39.08] Jane Austen: Here I am!
[00:41.87] Sir Walter Scott: We're all doomed!
[00:44.56] Leo Tolstoy: Yes!
[00:48.27] Honoré de Balzac: Oui...
[00:51.96] Edgar Allen Poe: Aaaarrrggghhhh!
[00:58.22] Charlotte Brontë: Hello...
[01:00.91] Emily Brontë: Hello...
[01:04.55] Anne Brontë: Hellooo.?
[01:09.04] Nikolai Gogol: Vas chi
[01:11.78] Gustav Flaubert: Oui
[01:15.35] William Makepeace Thackeray: Call me 'William Makepeace Thackeray'
[01:19.89] Nathaniel Hawthorne: The letter 'A'
[01:22.52] Herman Melville: Ahoy there!
[01:27.08] Charles Dickens: London is so beautiful this time of year...
[01:30.63] Anthony Trollope: good-good-good-good evening!
[01:34.38] Fyodor Dostoevsky: Here come the sleepers...
[01:37.95] Mark Twain: I can't even spell 'Mississippi'!
[01:41.53] George Eliot: George reads German
[01:44.27] Emile Zola: J'accuse
[01:46.97] Henry James: Howdy Miss Wharton!
[01:50.55] Thomas Hardy: Ooo-arrr!
[01:54.16] Joseph Conrad: I'm a bloody boring writer...
[01:58.66] Katherine Mansfield: (cough cough)
[02:02.25] Edith Wharton: Well hello, Mr James!
[02:06.76] DH Lawrence: Never heard of it
[02:11.22] EM Forster: Never heard of it!
[02:15.79] Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can call today his own;
[02:31.13] He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live today'
[02:46.45] James Joyce: Hello there!
[02:49.24] Virginia Woolf: I'm losing my mind!
[02:53.88] Marcel Proust: Je me'en souviens plus
[02:57.43] F Scott Fitzgerald: baa bababa baa
[03:01.92] Ernest Hemingway: I forgot the...
[03:05.64] Hermann Hesse: Oh es ist alle so häßlich
[03:08.30] Evelyn Waugh: Whoooaarr!
[03:11.98] William Faulkner: Tu connait William Faulkner?
[03:15.57] Anaïs Nin: The strand of pearls
[03:21.82] Ford Maddox Ford: Any colour, as long as it's black!
[03:24.53] Jean-Paul Sartre: Let's go to the dome, Simone!
[03:28.12] Simone de Beauvoir: C'est exact present
[03:30.81] Albert Camus: The beach... the beach
[03:34.59] Franz Kafka: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
[03:38.11] Thomas Mann: Mam
[03:39.93] Graham Greene: Call me 'pinky', lovely
[03:43.67] Jack Kerouac: Me car's broken down...
[03:46.35] William S Burroughs: Woww!
[03:50.82] Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can call today his own;
[04:06.12] He who has life and strength enough to say
[04:14.28] Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live today
[04:21.59] Kingsley Amis: (cough)
[04:24.30] Doris Lessing: I hate men!
[04:27.03] Vladimir Nabokov: Hello, little girl...
[04:31.56] William Golding: Achtung Busby!
[04:35.27] JG Ballard: Instrument binnacle
[04:38.89] Richard Brautigan: How are you doing?
[04:42.42] Milan Kundera: I don't do interviews
[04:46.08] Ivy Compton Burnett: Hello...
[04:50.58] Paul Theroux: Have a nice day!
[04:54.16] Günter Grass: I've found snails!
[04:58.83] Gore Vidal: Oh, it makes me mad!
[05:02.43] John Updike: Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run...
[05:06.05] Kazuro Ishiguro: Ah so, old chap!
[05:09.67] Malcolm Bradbury: stroke John Steinbeck, stroke JD Salinger
[05:14.15] Iain Banks: Too orangey for crows!
[05:17.89] AS Byatt: Nine tenths of the law, you know...
[05:22.38] Martin Amis: (burp)
[05:25.94] Brett Easton Ellis: Aaaaarrrggghhh!
[05:29.56] Umberto Eco: I don't understand this either...
[05:33.10] Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Mi casa es su casa
[05:37.67] Roddy Doyle: ha ha ha!
[05:40.38] Salman Rushdie: Names will live forever...
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