Yellow Bellied

She said I'm crazy
But I'm crazy about you
Crushed up Klonopins at this disco ball will have to do
Cliches like good things come in pairs
Always reminded me to share if I care
My neighbor said, "Hey man, can you keep it down?"
I reminded him I'm king of this whole damn town

Now it's Seattle Valley Summer in the middle of the winter
All the cool guys are Dublin where they fight and where they shiver
I don't want to be a lover, I just learned to be a listener
I'm gone

Isn't it amazing what a little sun can get you through
All of these crap jobs and born-agains can't get through to you
I always thought I had a plan
But so did all my friends who now live in a van
When the barback says, "Last call"
You squeeze my hand and say, "Let's go have a ball"

Now it's Seattle Valley Summer in the middle of the winter
All the cool guys are Dublin where they fight and where they shiver
I don't want to be a lover, I just learned to be a listener
I'm gone

And now it's 50 miles from Dallas
Where I learned to read the scriptures
All my lovers went to LA, either served, or starred in pictures
I don't want to be a bummer so I learned to write some fiction
I'm gone

It's funny when you think that you have choices
It's funny when you think that you're in love
Does it make you feel special to hear voices?
My love's a million to one