Floyd The Barber (Album)

[00:16.89] Bell on door clangs, come on in
[00:19.75] Floyd observes my hairy chin
[00:23.32] Sit down, chair, don't be afraid
[00:26.99] Steamed hot towel on my face
[00:33.05] I was shaved
[00:37.22] I was shaved
[00:40.43] I was shaved
[00:51.85] Barney ties me to the chair
[00:54.99] I can't see, I'm really scared
[00:58.54] Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
[01:01.89] Pee-pee pressed against my lips
[01:07.85] I was shamed
[01:11.65] I was shamed
[01:15.29] I was shamed
[01:39.09] I sense others in the room
[01:43.26] Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume
[01:47.04] They take turns and cut me up
[01:50.71] I die smothered in Aunt Bee's muff
[01:56.34] I was shamed
[02:00.56] I was ashamed
[02:03.45] I was shamed
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