The New Rap Language

From the south to the west to the east to the north
Come on, Spoonie Gee, go off and go off

Yes, yes, y'all, freak, freak, y'all

To the beat, y'all, it's so unique, y'all
Well, I was speedin' down the street, then I pushed my brakes
Because I seen a fine girl, made me shiver and shake
Then I blew my horn and she turned her head
And to the young lady, this is what I said
I said, "Baby, baby, come on over to my car
And tell me your name so I can know who you are
And just give me your number, address and all

I might wanna see you, I might wanna call
Your friend's house, your house, wherever you be
But meanwhile, baby doll, just come with me"
So I opened my door, she got into my car
She looked into my face, said, "I know who you are"
She said, "I've seen you once, I can't forget your face
You got style, got class, finesse and taste"

I said, "I'm glad you think so, I'm glad we've met
'Cause I haven't met a girl nothin' like you yet
But just lay on back and relax your head
Because my seats are soft just like a bed"
And then she looked at me and started to smile
She said, "Baby, let's have a little fun for a while
I know every move from A to Z

But if it's alright with you, it's alright with me

But if we do it in the car, that's no respect
So let's go to my house," she said, "it's a bet"
And when I got into my house, I drove the female wild
The first thing she said is, "Let's have a child"
I said, "No, no, baby, I only got time

To make a lot of money and to save my pride
And if I had a baby, I might go broke
And believe me, to me, girl, that ain't no joke
People smile in your face and talk behind your back
And when you get the story, it's never exact
Some say they're your friends, but they really are not
Because they're only out to try to get what you got

They wanna hang out and they smoke cheeba, sniff coke
Then they'll see you later, alligator, when you broke
But you attract all the dudes and all the young ladies
With your diamond rings and your big Mercedes
Gold on your chest with your fine suited clothes
'Cause that's the way the whole story goes
Now you got you a girl and you're doin' the do

But every girl you see, you think she's made for you

She used to walk down the street and never did speak

Now she knows you got money at the tip of your feet
And you're a sucker, sucker, dude, for thinkin' you're slick
'Cause all you're gonna do with the girl is trick
You can't lead yourself because you've been led
The same young girl that messed up your head
Every time you look around, he's askin' for your money

She thinks it's cool and she thinks it's funny
If you're smart, you'll leave, but if you're dumb, you'll stay

But if you do, you'll be a fool until your hair turns gray
'Cause when your money's gone, believe me, my friend

That those money-hogging girls are gonna get in the way

'Cause when you ain't got a dime, it ain't no joke
And the girls you used to know will call you Mr. Broke
So you better, better learn from the one mistake
And stop bein' a fool before it's too late
I got a cure for all women and hope you understand
Why they call me Spoonie Gee, the medicine man
Because I do it with greed and not too much speed
So just take off your clothes, let me give you what you need
Make you feel like a woman from what I have to give

'Cause I'ma be your lover for as long as I live
'Cause I'm the S to the P, the double O, the Y, G
A perk with the service for you ladies to see

So fly guys, you got to give the ladies a chance
To see the king of soul, the prince of romance
'Cause I'm sweet, not mean, every woman supreme
I want all you fly girls to stay on the scene
See the microphone king while he's doin' his thing
To the punk rock, disco, boogie and swing

Let's rock, y'all, it don't stop

And before I rock and get your eyes to see
I'm gonna give you a taste of the sure-shot beat

To the beat, y'all, it's so sweet, y'all

And unique, y'all, it's so sweet, y'all

Well, you're sweet, you're fine, and you're so outta sight

If lovin' you is wrong, I don't wanna be right

Girl, I'll give you my time even though that's a lot
And if you want my love, I'll give you all that I got
From the bottom to the top and I won't get far

But just make sweet love until it's time to stop

It's like an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth
You can't get the feeling 'less I give it to you
It takes two to tango and to make love too
And when it comes to that, I'm thinkin' of you
With your fine, silky body and your pearly white teeth
And when I see you, baby, oh, what a relief
From the girls I've seen, it was that and others sore
But now I'm with the one and only girl that I adore
With your pretty clear skin and your light brown eyes
And your big derriere and your nice brown thighs

So be very clever and stay mine forever
'Cause I hate to lose you, baby, 'cause you're soft as a feather
So don't make me beg and get on my knee
Just stay my main girl for a century

I don't think I'm bad at the box or no karate
I'm just an MC to keep the boogie in the party
Put the people on the floor, give you what you bargained for
Make you all wanna dance 'til you can't no more
Not a player, but a lover like dough I roll
And when it come to the mic, I take complete control
I never imitate, but I will appreciate
'Cause everything I do, you know it gotta be great

So if you wanna party, people, come on, no need to stall
And if you wanna boogie, we can all have a ball
People used to call me MC Spoonie-Spoon
But when it came to rock, I didn't come too soon

One day a pretty lady came over to me
And said, "Why don't you change your name to MC Spoonie Gee?"
Then I looked at her while I was in commission
And said that I'm the metropolitan
I'll rock a big crowd, no trouble at all

And even if the place is big or small
And then she closed her eyes and put her hand on my chest
Said, "I won't be a pest, guess you know best"
And then she opened her eyes and went into an outburst
Said, "Before you do anything, let love come in first
And don't give me that story 'bout you ain't got time
'Cause we can go to your place or even mine"
I said, "I'll never tell a story to one of you ladies
We got time now, let me park my Mercedes

'Cause I'm gonna do it 'til the day I die
The metropolitan will always satisfy
'Til my head at the door and ask to come in
And lay you down and wanna do it again
And when the feeling is good, I may not stop
Because I make sweet love just as good as I rock"

So let's rock, y'all, non-stop, y'all
To the beat, y'all, the body rock, y'all
So let's rock, y'all, so let's rock, y'all
So let's rock, y'all, so let's rock, y'all