Vavoom: Ted The Mechanic
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โฑ๏ธ 4:17 duration
๐ ID: 2942836
๐ Lyrics
He was playing pool and drinking beer
Nothin more'n the occasional tear
But this man's life goes on
And he gets greased all over
From time to time
At the strip joint where we met
He said "Hi, my name is Ted
See that one over there
That ball of thunder
Every time she goes Vavoom"
I wiggle in my chair
Can I buy you a beer?
What a guy
"I've had a few myself" he said
But I never quit when I'm ahead
Too many rules and regulations
Stupid laws designed by fools
Behind closed doors
And another thing I won't discuss is religion
It always causes a fight
Vavoom
There she goes again
'How does she do that' said Ted
And he told me
Of those unjustices (that)
He had suffered in his life
His wife and kids
And boss and dogs
And neighbours
Raising cain and causing strife
They were forever whining
Bleating howling yapping
Screeching moaning crying
Vavoom
He fed them well
He keep them warm
Ted
Ted the mechanic
He didn't really care
Nothing much got in his hair
And the beauty of it was
That he was right
He was big as a truck
And fast as a door
(What's that?)
He was always right
The banjo player took a hike
What's that song
I used to like
Vavoom
Big as a truck
He was fast as a door - Ted
What a guy
Ted the man our Ted
Ted the man our Ted
Ted the man our Ted
Nothin more'n the occasional tear
But this man's life goes on
And he gets greased all over
From time to time
At the strip joint where we met
He said "Hi, my name is Ted
See that one over there
That ball of thunder
Every time she goes Vavoom"
I wiggle in my chair
Can I buy you a beer?
What a guy
"I've had a few myself" he said
But I never quit when I'm ahead
Too many rules and regulations
Stupid laws designed by fools
Behind closed doors
And another thing I won't discuss is religion
It always causes a fight
Vavoom
There she goes again
'How does she do that' said Ted
And he told me
Of those unjustices (that)
He had suffered in his life
His wife and kids
And boss and dogs
And neighbours
Raising cain and causing strife
They were forever whining
Bleating howling yapping
Screeching moaning crying
Vavoom
He fed them well
He keep them warm
Ted
Ted the mechanic
He didn't really care
Nothing much got in his hair
And the beauty of it was
That he was right
He was big as a truck
And fast as a door
(What's that?)
He was always right
The banjo player took a hike
What's that song
I used to like
Vavoom
Big as a truck
He was fast as a door - Ted
What a guy
Ted the man our Ted
Ted the man our Ted
Ted the man our Ted
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:17.49] He was playing pool and drinking beer
[00:19.98] Nothin more'n the occasional tear
[00:22.25] But this man's life goes on
[00:23.84] And he gets greased all over
[00:25.52] From time to time
[00:26.55] At the strip joint where we met
[00:28.70] He said "Hi, my name is Ted
[00:31.28] See that one over there
[00:32.86] That ball of thunder
[00:34.09] Every time she goes Vavoom"
[00:37.74] I wiggle in my chair
[00:42.19] Can I buy you a beer?
[00:48.92] What a guy
[00:52.96] "I've had a few myself" he said
[00:55.76] But I never quit when I'm ahead
[00:58.21] Too many rules and regulations
[01:00.25] Stupid laws designed by fools
[01:02.55] Behind closed doors
[01:04.53] And another thing I won't discuss is religion
[01:09.08] It always causes a fight
[01:10.75] Vavoom
[01:14.09] There she goes again
[01:17.22] 'How does she do that' said Ted
[02:31.84] And he told me
[02:32.89] Of those unjustices (that)
[02:34.66] He had suffered in his life
[02:36.34] His wife and kids
[02:37.64] And boss and dogs
[02:38.69] And neighbours
[02:39.66] Raising cain and causing strife
[02:43.06] They were forever whining
[02:45.57] Bleating howling yapping
[02:47.53] Screeching moaning crying
[02:49.52] Vavoom
[02:52.51] He fed them well
[02:56.35] He keep them warm
[02:58.87] Ted
[03:02.93] Ted the mechanic
[03:07.63] He didn't really care
[03:09.93] Nothing much got in his hair
[03:12.12] And the beauty of it was
[03:13.67] That he was right
[03:16.63] He was big as a truck
[03:17.43] And fast as a door
[03:18.73] (What's that?)
[03:19.48] He was always right
[03:20.95] The banjo player took a hike
[03:23.29] What's that song
[03:24.24] I used to like
[03:25.30] Vavoom
[03:27.78] Big as a truck
[03:31.78] He was fast as a door - Ted
[03:38.58] What a guy
[03:43.51] Ted the man our Ted
[03:45.74] Ted the man our Ted
[03:47.97] Ted the man our Ted
[03:55.17]
[00:19.98] Nothin more'n the occasional tear
[00:22.25] But this man's life goes on
[00:23.84] And he gets greased all over
[00:25.52] From time to time
[00:26.55] At the strip joint where we met
[00:28.70] He said "Hi, my name is Ted
[00:31.28] See that one over there
[00:32.86] That ball of thunder
[00:34.09] Every time she goes Vavoom"
[00:37.74] I wiggle in my chair
[00:42.19] Can I buy you a beer?
[00:48.92] What a guy
[00:52.96] "I've had a few myself" he said
[00:55.76] But I never quit when I'm ahead
[00:58.21] Too many rules and regulations
[01:00.25] Stupid laws designed by fools
[01:02.55] Behind closed doors
[01:04.53] And another thing I won't discuss is religion
[01:09.08] It always causes a fight
[01:10.75] Vavoom
[01:14.09] There she goes again
[01:17.22] 'How does she do that' said Ted
[02:31.84] And he told me
[02:32.89] Of those unjustices (that)
[02:34.66] He had suffered in his life
[02:36.34] His wife and kids
[02:37.64] And boss and dogs
[02:38.69] And neighbours
[02:39.66] Raising cain and causing strife
[02:43.06] They were forever whining
[02:45.57] Bleating howling yapping
[02:47.53] Screeching moaning crying
[02:49.52] Vavoom
[02:52.51] He fed them well
[02:56.35] He keep them warm
[02:58.87] Ted
[03:02.93] Ted the mechanic
[03:07.63] He didn't really care
[03:09.93] Nothing much got in his hair
[03:12.12] And the beauty of it was
[03:13.67] That he was right
[03:16.63] He was big as a truck
[03:17.43] And fast as a door
[03:18.73] (What's that?)
[03:19.48] He was always right
[03:20.95] The banjo player took a hike
[03:23.29] What's that song
[03:24.24] I used to like
[03:25.30] Vavoom
[03:27.78] Big as a truck
[03:31.78] He was fast as a door - Ted
[03:38.58] What a guy
[03:43.51] Ted the man our Ted
[03:45.74] Ted the man our Ted
[03:47.97] Ted the man our Ted
[03:55.17]