First Ex-Wife

Ohh... here we go...

You look like trouble to me
Laughing, spinning in a sequin onesie
You're beautiful and talented
A theater dork with a budget
And my judgement's saying you might
Be a little crazy
Well me too babe and I'm not trying to tame you
But I couldn't just date you

So do you wanna be my first ex-wife
Eternity... just for a while
Well it might not go wrong
But it probably won't go right
So I'll be your ex-husband
If you'll be my ex-wife

It's not that we'd want it to fail, no
But looking at our histories this might not prevail
'Cause you're waving all the red flags
As you're drawing me like a bubble bath
And we don't just want some fling that
Neither one remembers
So let me Love you hard 'til it falls apart later
Oh that'll be later
Yeah that'll be later

So do you wanna be my first ex-wife
Eternity... just for a while
Well it might not go wrong
But it probably won't go right
So I'll be your ex-husband
If you'll be my ex-wife
Be your ex-husband if you'll be my ex-wife

Well maybe it's just self-fulfilling prophesy
Well maybe it's not where it leads
Maybe our Love could tackle anything, anything, anything
Maybe it's destiny, or temporarily
Or codependency just unraveling us at the seams
But at the very least
At the very least
At the very least

Do you wanna be my first ex-wife
Eternity... just for a while
Well it might not go wrong
But it probably won't go right
So I'll be your ex-husband
If you'll be my ex-wife

Do you wanna be my first ex-wife
Eternity... just for a while
Well it might not go wrong
But it probably won't go right
So I'll be your ex-husband
If you'll be my ex-wife
Be your ex-husband if you'll be my ex-wife
Be your ex-husband if you'll be my first ex-wife

Please
'Cause you only get one first
Only get one first
Only get one first

You only get one first
Only get one first
Only get one first

Everybody sing
You only get one first
Only get one first
Only get one first
Sing it

You only get one first
Only get one first
Only get one first

And you look like trouble to me