Pastor Skillz
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And we'd like to thank our junior ushers
For doing such a wonderful job today
Look at 'em, in little white gloves and all that
And we'd like to thank our pastor on his 30th anniversary
Pastor Skillz's last sermon with us today
But it's not a sad time, it's a joyous and wonderful occasion
And we gon' put our hands together
Pastor Skillz, last sermon, Pastor Skillz
Before our presentation
I'd like to thank the members of the congregation for being patient
This morning I got a little something for your ear
How many of y'all woke up and didn't even feel like comin' down here?
Well, Brother James, that's a shame
I know you're sittin' there and all you're
Worried about is your football game
Well, me and the Lord, we worry about some things
Like you in the parking lot smokin' on your rock cocaine
Man, everybody knowin'
If your mama can't read the announcements
Faster, I'ma have to let her go
And Sister Alice, you late
'Cause don't think I don't see you stealin' out my collection plate
Y'all don't hear me
'Cause if you did, you'd pray
I told you if you do it in the dark, it's gon' come to the day
And Brother Todd, I know that times is hard
Ask the church for help, you ain't got to steal money from your job
You can't cheat the man up above
Ain't no sense in stealin' if you gon' blow it at the strip club
Sister Keisha, don't look in his direction
He wouldn't be at the strip club if his wife gave him some affection
Do the choir need to sing a song for y'all?
This morning I need to know what is wrong with y'all
Satan swingin' his swords again
And Sister Kim done keyed up the door to my Benz
Now to teach, I've got to reach
And somebody said "Pastor, preach", so I'm gon' preach
That's what I came to do
And Lord knows, Sister Williams, we all need to pray for you
You came to us, I knew you was ghetto
If backslidin' was a sport, you'd have a gold medal
The dinners you sold last week was cold
And the fish that you fried, it was two weeks old
I know you did it, so go on and admit it
Half the choir ain't here 'cause they home sick
Y'all my people, but I know you well
We in some trouble at times, it ain't hard to tell
But some of y'all is goin' to Hell
If you keep leavin' Bible study to watch Dave Chappelle
Lord knows I love you, Brother Steve
But don't sit in the pew if you been smokin' weed
I know you're sayin' "Pastor, you're in my biz"
But Lord, I'ma tell it like it T-I-is
And Sister Gladys, you need to repent
'Cause when I call your house, I hear 50 Cent
This house is in a mess
We got some problems in here that we need to address
And the ushers, I shouldn't have to mention
You so busy dancin' to Usher you can't pay attention
And Brother Ray, you can't tape the sound
You bootleggin' services and sellin' 'em downtown
What am I gonna do?
I can lead you to the door, I can't take you through
Now bear with me, it's almost over
I gotta speak on it, y'all, to get the dirt off my shoulder
I'm a city, so you gotta get it cleared
Deacon Smith been havin' an affair for 22 years
Some of y'all is doin' wrong
But I'ma go, I told you I wasn't gon' hold you long
Now I ain't got much more to say
Me and Tony goin' to Shoney's, we gon' miss the buffet, hallelujah
For doing such a wonderful job today
Look at 'em, in little white gloves and all that
And we'd like to thank our pastor on his 30th anniversary
Pastor Skillz's last sermon with us today
But it's not a sad time, it's a joyous and wonderful occasion
And we gon' put our hands together
Pastor Skillz, last sermon, Pastor Skillz
Before our presentation
I'd like to thank the members of the congregation for being patient
This morning I got a little something for your ear
How many of y'all woke up and didn't even feel like comin' down here?
Well, Brother James, that's a shame
I know you're sittin' there and all you're
Worried about is your football game
Well, me and the Lord, we worry about some things
Like you in the parking lot smokin' on your rock cocaine
Man, everybody knowin'
If your mama can't read the announcements
Faster, I'ma have to let her go
And Sister Alice, you late
'Cause don't think I don't see you stealin' out my collection plate
Y'all don't hear me
'Cause if you did, you'd pray
I told you if you do it in the dark, it's gon' come to the day
And Brother Todd, I know that times is hard
Ask the church for help, you ain't got to steal money from your job
You can't cheat the man up above
Ain't no sense in stealin' if you gon' blow it at the strip club
Sister Keisha, don't look in his direction
He wouldn't be at the strip club if his wife gave him some affection
Do the choir need to sing a song for y'all?
This morning I need to know what is wrong with y'all
Satan swingin' his swords again
And Sister Kim done keyed up the door to my Benz
Now to teach, I've got to reach
And somebody said "Pastor, preach", so I'm gon' preach
That's what I came to do
And Lord knows, Sister Williams, we all need to pray for you
You came to us, I knew you was ghetto
If backslidin' was a sport, you'd have a gold medal
The dinners you sold last week was cold
And the fish that you fried, it was two weeks old
I know you did it, so go on and admit it
Half the choir ain't here 'cause they home sick
Y'all my people, but I know you well
We in some trouble at times, it ain't hard to tell
But some of y'all is goin' to Hell
If you keep leavin' Bible study to watch Dave Chappelle
Lord knows I love you, Brother Steve
But don't sit in the pew if you been smokin' weed
I know you're sayin' "Pastor, you're in my biz"
But Lord, I'ma tell it like it T-I-is
And Sister Gladys, you need to repent
'Cause when I call your house, I hear 50 Cent
This house is in a mess
We got some problems in here that we need to address
And the ushers, I shouldn't have to mention
You so busy dancin' to Usher you can't pay attention
And Brother Ray, you can't tape the sound
You bootleggin' services and sellin' 'em downtown
What am I gonna do?
I can lead you to the door, I can't take you through
Now bear with me, it's almost over
I gotta speak on it, y'all, to get the dirt off my shoulder
I'm a city, so you gotta get it cleared
Deacon Smith been havin' an affair for 22 years
Some of y'all is doin' wrong
But I'ma go, I told you I wasn't gon' hold you long
Now I ain't got much more to say
Me and Tony goin' to Shoney's, we gon' miss the buffet, hallelujah
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.44] And we'd like to thank our junior ushers
[00:03.78] For doing such a wonderful job today
[00:06.54] Look at 'em, in little white gloves and all that
[00:09.38] And we'd like to thank our pastor on his 30th anniversary
[00:12.64] Pastor Skillz's last sermon with us today
[00:15.74] But it's not a sad time, it's a joyous and wonderful occasion
[00:19.69] And we gon' put our hands together
[00:21.59] Pastor Skillz, last sermon, Pastor Skillz
[00:25.55] Before our presentation
[00:26.84] I'd like to thank the members of the congregation for being patient
[00:30.41] This morning I got a little something for your ear
[00:32.43] How many of y'all woke up and didn't even feel like comin' down here?
[00:35.56] Well, Brother James, that's a shame
[00:37.05] I know you're sittin' there and all you're
[00:38.26] Worried about is your football game
[00:40.40] Well, me and the Lord, we worry about some things
[00:42.56] Like you in the parking lot smokin' on your rock cocaine
[00:45.60] Man, everybody knowin'
[00:46.89] If your mama can't read the announcements
[00:48.46] Faster, I'ma have to let her go
[00:50.58] And Sister Alice, you late
[00:51.87] 'Cause don't think I don't see you stealin' out my collection plate
[00:54.82] Y'all don't hear me
[00:55.52] 'Cause if you did, you'd pray
[00:57.37] I told you if you do it in the dark, it's gon' come to the day
[00:59.76] And Brother Todd, I know that times is hard
[01:02.44] Ask the church for help, you ain't got to steal money from your job
[01:05.56] You can't cheat the man up above
[01:07.42] Ain't no sense in stealin' if you gon' blow it at the strip club
[01:10.66] Sister Keisha, don't look in his direction
[01:12.48] He wouldn't be at the strip club if his wife gave him some affection
[01:15.46] Do the choir need to sing a song for y'all?
[01:17.55] This morning I need to know what is wrong with y'all
[01:20.53] Satan swingin' his swords again
[01:22.34] And Sister Kim done keyed up the door to my Benz
[01:25.40] Now to teach, I've got to reach
[01:27.28] And somebody said "Pastor, preach", so I'm gon' preach
[01:30.34] That's what I came to do
[01:31.69] And Lord knows, Sister Williams, we all need to pray for you
[01:35.43] You came to us, I knew you was ghetto
[01:37.38] If backslidin' was a sport, you'd have a gold medal
[01:40.41] The dinners you sold last week was cold
[01:42.56] And the fish that you fried, it was two weeks old
[01:45.45] I know you did it, so go on and admit it
[01:47.56] Half the choir ain't here 'cause they home sick
[01:50.42] Y'all my people, but I know you well
[01:52.25] We in some trouble at times, it ain't hard to tell
[01:55.33] But some of y'all is goin' to Hell
[01:57.22] If you keep leavin' Bible study to watch Dave Chappelle
[02:00.54] Lord knows I love you, Brother Steve
[02:02.40] But don't sit in the pew if you been smokin' weed
[02:05.40] I know you're sayin' "Pastor, you're in my biz"
[02:07.51] But Lord, I'ma tell it like it T-I-is
[02:10.32] And Sister Gladys, you need to repent
[02:12.33] 'Cause when I call your house, I hear 50 Cent
[02:15.59] This house is in a mess
[02:17.28] We got some problems in here that we need to address
[02:20.57] And the ushers, I shouldn't have to mention
[02:22.35] You so busy dancin' to Usher you can't pay attention
[02:25.40] And Brother Ray, you can't tape the sound
[02:27.43] You bootleggin' services and sellin' 'em downtown
[02:30.54] What am I gonna do?
[02:32.36] I can lead you to the door, I can't take you through
[02:35.39] Now bear with me, it's almost over
[02:37.38] I gotta speak on it, y'all, to get the dirt off my shoulder
[02:40.50] I'm a city, so you gotta get it cleared
[02:42.50] Deacon Smith been havin' an affair for 22 years
[02:45.56] Some of y'all is doin' wrong
[02:47.34] But I'ma go, I told you I wasn't gon' hold you long
[02:50.49] Now I ain't got much more to say
[02:52.39] Me and Tony goin' to Shoney's, we gon' miss the buffet, hallelujah
[03:14.01]
[00:03.78] For doing such a wonderful job today
[00:06.54] Look at 'em, in little white gloves and all that
[00:09.38] And we'd like to thank our pastor on his 30th anniversary
[00:12.64] Pastor Skillz's last sermon with us today
[00:15.74] But it's not a sad time, it's a joyous and wonderful occasion
[00:19.69] And we gon' put our hands together
[00:21.59] Pastor Skillz, last sermon, Pastor Skillz
[00:25.55] Before our presentation
[00:26.84] I'd like to thank the members of the congregation for being patient
[00:30.41] This morning I got a little something for your ear
[00:32.43] How many of y'all woke up and didn't even feel like comin' down here?
[00:35.56] Well, Brother James, that's a shame
[00:37.05] I know you're sittin' there and all you're
[00:38.26] Worried about is your football game
[00:40.40] Well, me and the Lord, we worry about some things
[00:42.56] Like you in the parking lot smokin' on your rock cocaine
[00:45.60] Man, everybody knowin'
[00:46.89] If your mama can't read the announcements
[00:48.46] Faster, I'ma have to let her go
[00:50.58] And Sister Alice, you late
[00:51.87] 'Cause don't think I don't see you stealin' out my collection plate
[00:54.82] Y'all don't hear me
[00:55.52] 'Cause if you did, you'd pray
[00:57.37] I told you if you do it in the dark, it's gon' come to the day
[00:59.76] And Brother Todd, I know that times is hard
[01:02.44] Ask the church for help, you ain't got to steal money from your job
[01:05.56] You can't cheat the man up above
[01:07.42] Ain't no sense in stealin' if you gon' blow it at the strip club
[01:10.66] Sister Keisha, don't look in his direction
[01:12.48] He wouldn't be at the strip club if his wife gave him some affection
[01:15.46] Do the choir need to sing a song for y'all?
[01:17.55] This morning I need to know what is wrong with y'all
[01:20.53] Satan swingin' his swords again
[01:22.34] And Sister Kim done keyed up the door to my Benz
[01:25.40] Now to teach, I've got to reach
[01:27.28] And somebody said "Pastor, preach", so I'm gon' preach
[01:30.34] That's what I came to do
[01:31.69] And Lord knows, Sister Williams, we all need to pray for you
[01:35.43] You came to us, I knew you was ghetto
[01:37.38] If backslidin' was a sport, you'd have a gold medal
[01:40.41] The dinners you sold last week was cold
[01:42.56] And the fish that you fried, it was two weeks old
[01:45.45] I know you did it, so go on and admit it
[01:47.56] Half the choir ain't here 'cause they home sick
[01:50.42] Y'all my people, but I know you well
[01:52.25] We in some trouble at times, it ain't hard to tell
[01:55.33] But some of y'all is goin' to Hell
[01:57.22] If you keep leavin' Bible study to watch Dave Chappelle
[02:00.54] Lord knows I love you, Brother Steve
[02:02.40] But don't sit in the pew if you been smokin' weed
[02:05.40] I know you're sayin' "Pastor, you're in my biz"
[02:07.51] But Lord, I'ma tell it like it T-I-is
[02:10.32] And Sister Gladys, you need to repent
[02:12.33] 'Cause when I call your house, I hear 50 Cent
[02:15.59] This house is in a mess
[02:17.28] We got some problems in here that we need to address
[02:20.57] And the ushers, I shouldn't have to mention
[02:22.35] You so busy dancin' to Usher you can't pay attention
[02:25.40] And Brother Ray, you can't tape the sound
[02:27.43] You bootleggin' services and sellin' 'em downtown
[02:30.54] What am I gonna do?
[02:32.36] I can lead you to the door, I can't take you through
[02:35.39] Now bear with me, it's almost over
[02:37.38] I gotta speak on it, y'all, to get the dirt off my shoulder
[02:40.50] I'm a city, so you gotta get it cleared
[02:42.50] Deacon Smith been havin' an affair for 22 years
[02:45.56] Some of y'all is doin' wrong
[02:47.34] But I'ma go, I told you I wasn't gon' hold you long
[02:50.49] Now I ain't got much more to say
[02:52.39] Me and Tony goin' to Shoney's, we gon' miss the buffet, hallelujah
[03:14.01]