Get Me To The Church On Time

How much time do I have left?

There's just a few more hours
That's all the time you've got
A few more hours
Before they tie the knot

There are drinks and girls all over London
And I have to track 'em down in just a few more hours

I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime

Pull out the stopper, let's have a whopper
But get me to the church on time

I've gotta be there in the morning
Spruced up and looking in me prime

Girls, come and kiss me, show how you'll miss me
But get me to the church on time
If I am dancing, roll up the floor
If I am whistling, be out the door
For I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime
Kick up a rumpus, but don't lose the compass
And get me to the church
Get me to the church
For God's sake, get me to the church on time

I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime

Drug me or jowl me, step me or maul me

But get me to the church on time
I've gotta be there in the morning
Spruced up and looking in me prime

Some bloke who's able, lift up the table

And get me to the church on time

If I am prying, then shoot me down
If I am wooing, get her out of town

For I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime

Bevel and tar me, call out the army
But get me to the church

Get me to the church

For God's sake, get me to the church on time

Starlight is reeling unto bedlam
Morning is smearing up the sky

London is waking
Daylight is breaking
Good luck, old chum
Good health, good-bye

I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime

May their so do be, may all of them agree
But get me to the church
Get me to the church
For God's sake, get me to the church on time