Peel Me a Grape

Peel me a grape
Crush me some ice
Skin me a peach
Save the fuzz
Warm my pillow
Start me a spark
Talk to me nice
You've got to wine me
And dine me
Don't try to fool me
Be true me
Either amuse me
Or lose me
I'm getting hungry
Well, peel me a grape
Pop me a cork
French me a fry
Crack me an egg
Bring a bowl full of bonbons
Chill me some wine
Keep sitting by
Just entertain me
Champagne me
Show me you love me
Cadeau me
Best with cheer me
Cashmere me
I'm getting hungry
Well, peel me a grape
Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler
Skip when I snap
When I say, "Do it, baby"
Jump to it
Send off a scotch
Bow me a crab
Cut me a rose
Make my tea with the petals
Just hang around
Pick up the tab
Never out-think me
Just mink me
Polar bear rug me
Don't bug me
Thunderbird me
You heard me
I'm getting hungry
Well, peel me a grape
Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler
Skip when I snap
When I say, "Do it, baby"
Jump to it
Send off a scotch
Bow me a crab
Cut me a rose
Make my tea with the petals
Just hang around
Pick up the tab
Never out-think me
Just mink me
Polar bear rug me
Don't bug me
Thunderbird me
You heard me
I'm getting hungry
Well, peel me a grape