Uncaged (feat. Dreaded Yasuke, Jeremy Dooley, GameboyJones, The Stupendium, VideoGameRapBattles, Omega Sparx, MC Lars, Bonecage, Rockit Gaming, Andrea Storm Kaden, ChewieCatt, Elyse Willems, Dan Bull, Rustage & Neebs Gaming)
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โฑ๏ธ 8:02 duration
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๐ Lyrics
So Nicolas Cage is playing Joe Exotic?
That's some terrible casting man, haha
He should be playing the Taika
Step to the cage and it gets quick to rip your face off
Just like he did in my favorite film, Face Off
You know the one where he and John Archer based off
Swap places, put each other's face on
But I'm not John Travolta, I'm Castor Troy
I like my guns gold-plated and I'll cap your boy, ooh
Better get off that carousel, I'll shoot ya
But I'll never grab your ass without a hallelujah
Wait, Joe Exotic getting played by Nicolas?
All he has to do is look like he got syphilis
Be the tiger king, you gotta lower your appraisal
And just like in Raising Arizona, gotta snatch kids from cradles
That movie crazy, kidnap a baby out his carriage
Getting beaten down heavily just to fix his broken marriage
An underrated film, hope he won't be character
Around the tiger amateurs going straight for another limb
The cast of mind back 55 hundred days
The tick of a lobster in the side of one Benjamin Gates
Historian, delve the demons in the artifacts and tracks
Like the Indiana Jones of America's past
A fist of cash for your ledger in your pocket is the game
Got a national treasure on the docket for today
But never say that Ben Gates has ever been late
To a date with Ben Franks, traces scattered in the United States
Nicolas, you gon' feel that Johnny Blaze
With the pen is there, he can take you out in just one gaze
Wasn't in the MCU, but he still paved the way
For all these other Marvel movies breaking records 'til this day
Got that fire head, and I ain't talking foreplay
Also brought some change and again, they ain't fourplay
Rotten Tomato critics thinking that they're all that
Ghost Rider 'bout to pull up and leave his car spray
When you think wicker, you might think furniture
Not Nic Cage facing crazy fake murderers
Father Somalis wants a little girl for Tampa
You just gotta ask the critics to see how he got burned
Have to fight for his life, rapier-y acolyte
See the sisters want some honey so they need a sacrifice
It's hard to bear but at least we got the memes
Help the bees, help the bees, help the bees, help the bees
Oh no, now cut the rabbit, let's make some magic happen
We watching wizards with them plasma lighting on Manhattan
When Cage be rocking mops on top then brother know that it's true
He training up a new apprentice like Kenobi would do
Oh yeah, Bob the zombie's great, yeah
Hear the men today, yeah
And a mortal warlord played by the immortal Cage, yeah
Critics must be under my control with all the hate, yeah
This a magic movie that's more epic than Fantasia
I'm Tom Wells, I sat in that armchair
Arms started to swell, I was watching a bombshell
A girl stabbed to death, Mary Ann had to make a plan
Private eye trying to find a guy in the master sky
A deep dive in the world of porn and snuff
I'm back for revenge and Dick Eddie, the warning's up
Kill the machine when rain started to fill up
I saw the biggest secrets rise up in eight millimeters
'Cause Nicolas Cage is a tiger
The type of man who cannot be tamed
So when you try to cage up the tiger
You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
Nic Cage and David Lynch, what a tight combo
In Wild at Heart, Silly Ripley was the bomb, yo
With a snakeskin jacket representing symbolically
His individuality and freedom hyperbolically
With Wizard of Oz references throughout
Cage becomes a father but Laura Dern is left in doubt
Will he love her tender when he's out of prison?
A violent fairy tale full of very poor decisions
Peep the sequence, local cop got some sleazy secrets
Beautiful wife and a girlfriend that he can sleep with
Place in Besmondo, dressing up like Don Ho
Got an eye on a blonde he's trying to take back to his condo
Whoa, assassination in Atlantic City
Save the victim, spitting blood on this corrupt system
But Lil' Ricky Rolls snake eyes, it's that easy
The house wins but hey, at least he got on TV
Eight beers and I didn't crash
I bought a bunny and I bring him back (bunny)
He's in a bag, in a box, in a duffel bag
Rolling through the sky with a whole lot of rude dudes
A weak man might raise hands to the sky
Yelling "Why me?" while the cold sweat from his eye brown
But I'll be me, you can be John Malkovich
Either way, put the bunny in the box, bitch
Lord of War, best movie in the arsenal
Nic Cage rage as crazy as an animal
Did a line of blow but mixed it with gunpowder
Selling more weapons to all sides, controlling power
Did it for his country so he'll never get caught
Even Interpol agents starring Ethan Hawke
And a brother Jared Leto can't get over the coke
Nick so tough he doesn't cry watching Jericho smoke
When the sun goes down, out come the night crawlers
And I'm about to get some blood on your white collar
I'll bite your neck, send you into wild bliss
Have a Band-Aid handy for my vampire's kiss
Call you guano, you gone batshit
I mean Peter, what even is that accent? (Oh god)
Are you Nosferatu or could you be faking?
Either way, throw your shades on and keep your cheap things in
Return of the King, not the tiger, just remember
Cage in his veteran role, Joe Enders
Wind talking through all the fire and the embers
Based on true events but it is Cage that we remember
Nobody can argue the heat that he brought has got us fooled hard
People are dying but we are complying 'cause he is my czar
Yeah, you know he's untouchable, actor and chameleon
Disappear in every role, I wish that I could meet him
'Cause Nicolas Cage is a tiger
The type of man who cannot be tamed
So when you try to cage up the tiger
You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
Tell me, say this is a Nicolas Cage cypher
Tie him down, he'll fly off the chain
So if you think you can cage up the tiger
You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
Big daddy in your warehouse ready to ass kick
Along with Hit-Girl and her sidekick, Ass-Kick
Me and my daughter eat your guts on the walls
(Let's get sundaes after), good call, baby doll
Ex-cop vigilante but I'm incognito
You're about to meet the reaper, Frank D'Amico
Take cover, child, quick, hit the light
Now switch to Kryptonite
Next up, moonstruck, romantic leading man
Get the big knife and a very locked-in hand
Tickets to the opera, Loretta looking pretty
Howl at the moon, this is New York City
Will Ronnie betray his brother who's away?
Olympia Dukakis
Tryna get a rock star call Frazier's dad
And take him out to dinner
So sorry Nick, cheers Oscar winners
This is the first person narrative voice of Charlie Kaufman
Trying to make a rap about the book but the outcome's
Not forthcoming, I've got writer's block
So let me pass to someone who actually likes hip-hop
My brother Donald taking over the script
A lyrical wrecking ball
That's pushing weight and moving bricks
That isn't a metaphor
Never mind the fourth, I break the fifth damn wall
Yeah, look okay, I admit it man, I'm Dan Bull
Call me Peter Parker but I'm from the 1930s
Let the bats run down to my fingers so I can feel it burning
Soul is hurting, death and flirting, perfect when I'm rhyming words
House they repping pulled into the webbing of the Spider-Verse
Feeling a notch in the force in my punches
Is knocking the Mitch to the ground
Wow, I'm feeling profound and sick and
Dizzy in the state of the nation we found
Uh, Spider-Noir, there's a reason why we have to fight
To talk about morality because to me it's black and white
The year was '96 when Nick was in a riff
Michael Bay said stick him in a rock and it'll be a hit
You've got James Bond calling the shots
Underneath the shower making future Call of Duty plots
A classic case of chemical warfare
And not to general 'cause he's losing his own hair
The Cage yet again part of action history
Saving San Francisco from what could have been its misery
They call me Red even though my neck ain't
Middle name is Revenge and I'll get straight
With the coke that killed my Mandy, damn
I'm not Frank Sinatra, don't need any pants
Got an axe to grind but first to forge one
Pick up a chainsaw and forget your sword, son
I take a lot of licks, now I'm flipping balls
They ripped my favorite shirt, now I'll kill 'em all
Because Nicolas Cage is a tiger
The type of man who cannot be tamed
So when you try to cage up the tiger
You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
Now listen, this is a Nicolas Cage cypher
Tying down the fly off the chain
So if you think you can cage up the tiger
You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
That's some terrible casting man, haha
He should be playing the Taika
Step to the cage and it gets quick to rip your face off
Just like he did in my favorite film, Face Off
You know the one where he and John Archer based off
Swap places, put each other's face on
But I'm not John Travolta, I'm Castor Troy
I like my guns gold-plated and I'll cap your boy, ooh
Better get off that carousel, I'll shoot ya
But I'll never grab your ass without a hallelujah
Wait, Joe Exotic getting played by Nicolas?
All he has to do is look like he got syphilis
Be the tiger king, you gotta lower your appraisal
And just like in Raising Arizona, gotta snatch kids from cradles
That movie crazy, kidnap a baby out his carriage
Getting beaten down heavily just to fix his broken marriage
An underrated film, hope he won't be character
Around the tiger amateurs going straight for another limb
The cast of mind back 55 hundred days
The tick of a lobster in the side of one Benjamin Gates
Historian, delve the demons in the artifacts and tracks
Like the Indiana Jones of America's past
A fist of cash for your ledger in your pocket is the game
Got a national treasure on the docket for today
But never say that Ben Gates has ever been late
To a date with Ben Franks, traces scattered in the United States
Nicolas, you gon' feel that Johnny Blaze
With the pen is there, he can take you out in just one gaze
Wasn't in the MCU, but he still paved the way
For all these other Marvel movies breaking records 'til this day
Got that fire head, and I ain't talking foreplay
Also brought some change and again, they ain't fourplay
Rotten Tomato critics thinking that they're all that
Ghost Rider 'bout to pull up and leave his car spray
When you think wicker, you might think furniture
Not Nic Cage facing crazy fake murderers
Father Somalis wants a little girl for Tampa
You just gotta ask the critics to see how he got burned
Have to fight for his life, rapier-y acolyte
See the sisters want some honey so they need a sacrifice
It's hard to bear but at least we got the memes
Help the bees, help the bees, help the bees, help the bees
Oh no, now cut the rabbit, let's make some magic happen
We watching wizards with them plasma lighting on Manhattan
When Cage be rocking mops on top then brother know that it's true
He training up a new apprentice like Kenobi would do
Oh yeah, Bob the zombie's great, yeah
Hear the men today, yeah
And a mortal warlord played by the immortal Cage, yeah
Critics must be under my control with all the hate, yeah
This a magic movie that's more epic than Fantasia
I'm Tom Wells, I sat in that armchair
Arms started to swell, I was watching a bombshell
A girl stabbed to death, Mary Ann had to make a plan
Private eye trying to find a guy in the master sky
A deep dive in the world of porn and snuff
I'm back for revenge and Dick Eddie, the warning's up
Kill the machine when rain started to fill up
I saw the biggest secrets rise up in eight millimeters
'Cause Nicolas Cage is a tiger
The type of man who cannot be tamed
So when you try to cage up the tiger
You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
Nic Cage and David Lynch, what a tight combo
In Wild at Heart, Silly Ripley was the bomb, yo
With a snakeskin jacket representing symbolically
His individuality and freedom hyperbolically
With Wizard of Oz references throughout
Cage becomes a father but Laura Dern is left in doubt
Will he love her tender when he's out of prison?
A violent fairy tale full of very poor decisions
Peep the sequence, local cop got some sleazy secrets
Beautiful wife and a girlfriend that he can sleep with
Place in Besmondo, dressing up like Don Ho
Got an eye on a blonde he's trying to take back to his condo
Whoa, assassination in Atlantic City
Save the victim, spitting blood on this corrupt system
But Lil' Ricky Rolls snake eyes, it's that easy
The house wins but hey, at least he got on TV
Eight beers and I didn't crash
I bought a bunny and I bring him back (bunny)
He's in a bag, in a box, in a duffel bag
Rolling through the sky with a whole lot of rude dudes
A weak man might raise hands to the sky
Yelling "Why me?" while the cold sweat from his eye brown
But I'll be me, you can be John Malkovich
Either way, put the bunny in the box, bitch
Lord of War, best movie in the arsenal
Nic Cage rage as crazy as an animal
Did a line of blow but mixed it with gunpowder
Selling more weapons to all sides, controlling power
Did it for his country so he'll never get caught
Even Interpol agents starring Ethan Hawke
And a brother Jared Leto can't get over the coke
Nick so tough he doesn't cry watching Jericho smoke
When the sun goes down, out come the night crawlers
And I'm about to get some blood on your white collar
I'll bite your neck, send you into wild bliss
Have a Band-Aid handy for my vampire's kiss
Call you guano, you gone batshit
I mean Peter, what even is that accent? (Oh god)
Are you Nosferatu or could you be faking?
Either way, throw your shades on and keep your cheap things in
Return of the King, not the tiger, just remember
Cage in his veteran role, Joe Enders
Wind talking through all the fire and the embers
Based on true events but it is Cage that we remember
Nobody can argue the heat that he brought has got us fooled hard
People are dying but we are complying 'cause he is my czar
Yeah, you know he's untouchable, actor and chameleon
Disappear in every role, I wish that I could meet him
'Cause Nicolas Cage is a tiger
The type of man who cannot be tamed
So when you try to cage up the tiger
You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
Tell me, say this is a Nicolas Cage cypher
Tie him down, he'll fly off the chain
So if you think you can cage up the tiger
You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
Big daddy in your warehouse ready to ass kick
Along with Hit-Girl and her sidekick, Ass-Kick
Me and my daughter eat your guts on the walls
(Let's get sundaes after), good call, baby doll
Ex-cop vigilante but I'm incognito
You're about to meet the reaper, Frank D'Amico
Take cover, child, quick, hit the light
Now switch to Kryptonite
Next up, moonstruck, romantic leading man
Get the big knife and a very locked-in hand
Tickets to the opera, Loretta looking pretty
Howl at the moon, this is New York City
Will Ronnie betray his brother who's away?
Olympia Dukakis
Tryna get a rock star call Frazier's dad
And take him out to dinner
So sorry Nick, cheers Oscar winners
This is the first person narrative voice of Charlie Kaufman
Trying to make a rap about the book but the outcome's
Not forthcoming, I've got writer's block
So let me pass to someone who actually likes hip-hop
My brother Donald taking over the script
A lyrical wrecking ball
That's pushing weight and moving bricks
That isn't a metaphor
Never mind the fourth, I break the fifth damn wall
Yeah, look okay, I admit it man, I'm Dan Bull
Call me Peter Parker but I'm from the 1930s
Let the bats run down to my fingers so I can feel it burning
Soul is hurting, death and flirting, perfect when I'm rhyming words
House they repping pulled into the webbing of the Spider-Verse
Feeling a notch in the force in my punches
Is knocking the Mitch to the ground
Wow, I'm feeling profound and sick and
Dizzy in the state of the nation we found
Uh, Spider-Noir, there's a reason why we have to fight
To talk about morality because to me it's black and white
The year was '96 when Nick was in a riff
Michael Bay said stick him in a rock and it'll be a hit
You've got James Bond calling the shots
Underneath the shower making future Call of Duty plots
A classic case of chemical warfare
And not to general 'cause he's losing his own hair
The Cage yet again part of action history
Saving San Francisco from what could have been its misery
They call me Red even though my neck ain't
Middle name is Revenge and I'll get straight
With the coke that killed my Mandy, damn
I'm not Frank Sinatra, don't need any pants
Got an axe to grind but first to forge one
Pick up a chainsaw and forget your sword, son
I take a lot of licks, now I'm flipping balls
They ripped my favorite shirt, now I'll kill 'em all
Because Nicolas Cage is a tiger
The type of man who cannot be tamed
So when you try to cage up the tiger
You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
Now listen, this is a Nicolas Cage cypher
Tying down the fly off the chain
So if you think you can cage up the tiger
You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:03.30] So Nicolas Cage is playing Joe Exotic?
[00:07.35] That's some terrible casting man, haha
[00:11.05] He should be playing the Taika
[00:13.45] Step to the cage and it gets quick to rip your face off
[00:15.77] Just like he did in my favorite film, Face Off
[00:18.78] You know the one where he and John Archer based off
[00:21.34] Swap places, put each other's face on
[00:23.88] But I'm not John Travolta, I'm Castor Troy
[00:26.58] I like my guns gold-plated and I'll cap your boy, ooh
[00:29.48] Better get off that carousel, I'll shoot ya
[00:32.03] But I'll never grab your ass without a hallelujah
[00:34.64] Wait, Joe Exotic getting played by Nicolas?
[00:37.78] All he has to do is look like he got syphilis
[00:40.26] Be the tiger king, you gotta lower your appraisal
[00:42.72] And just like in Raising Arizona, gotta snatch kids from cradles
[00:45.77] That movie crazy, kidnap a baby out his carriage
[00:48.42] Getting beaten down heavily just to fix his broken marriage
[00:50.87] An underrated film, hope he won't be character
[00:53.50] Around the tiger amateurs going straight for another limb
[00:56.27] The cast of mind back 55 hundred days
[00:58.84] The tick of a lobster in the side of one Benjamin Gates
[01:01.67] Historian, delve the demons in the artifacts and tracks
[01:04.67] Like the Indiana Jones of America's past
[01:07.01] A fist of cash for your ledger in your pocket is the game
[01:09.79] Got a national treasure on the docket for today
[01:12.43] But never say that Ben Gates has ever been late
[01:14.92] To a date with Ben Franks, traces scattered in the United States
[01:17.97] Nicolas, you gon' feel that Johnny Blaze
[01:19.83] With the pen is there, he can take you out in just one gaze
[01:22.44] Wasn't in the MCU, but he still paved the way
[01:25.04] For all these other Marvel movies breaking records 'til this day
[01:27.63] Got that fire head, and I ain't talking foreplay
[01:30.90] Also brought some change and again, they ain't fourplay
[01:33.40] Rotten Tomato critics thinking that they're all that
[01:35.99] Ghost Rider 'bout to pull up and leave his car spray
[01:38.86] When you think wicker, you might think furniture
[01:41.46] Not Nic Cage facing crazy fake murderers
[01:43.94] Father Somalis wants a little girl for Tampa
[01:46.65] You just gotta ask the critics to see how he got burned
[01:49.05] Have to fight for his life, rapier-y acolyte
[01:51.92] See the sisters want some honey so they need a sacrifice
[01:54.38] It's hard to bear but at least we got the memes
[01:57.08] Help the bees, help the bees, help the bees, help the bees
[01:59.91] Oh no, now cut the rabbit, let's make some magic happen
[02:02.34] We watching wizards with them plasma lighting on Manhattan
[02:04.91] When Cage be rocking mops on top then brother know that it's true
[02:07.58] He training up a new apprentice like Kenobi would do
[02:10.47] Oh yeah, Bob the zombie's great, yeah
[02:12.98] Hear the men today, yeah
[02:14.17] And a mortal warlord played by the immortal Cage, yeah
[02:16.64] Critics must be under my control with all the hate, yeah
[02:19.20] This a magic movie that's more epic than Fantasia
[02:21.94] I'm Tom Wells, I sat in that armchair
[02:24.00] Arms started to swell, I was watching a bombshell
[02:26.53] A girl stabbed to death, Mary Ann had to make a plan
[02:29.43] Private eye trying to find a guy in the master sky
[02:32.15] A deep dive in the world of porn and snuff
[02:34.84] I'm back for revenge and Dick Eddie, the warning's up
[02:37.32] Kill the machine when rain started to fill up
[02:39.97] I saw the biggest secrets rise up in eight millimeters
[02:42.69] 'Cause Nicolas Cage is a tiger
[02:45.27] The type of man who cannot be tamed
[02:47.59] So when you try to cage up the tiger
[02:50.18] You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
[02:52.86] Nic Cage and David Lynch, what a tight combo
[02:55.69] In Wild at Heart, Silly Ripley was the bomb, yo
[02:58.35] With a snakeskin jacket representing symbolically
[03:01.02] His individuality and freedom hyperbolically
[03:03.72] With Wizard of Oz references throughout
[03:06.19] Cage becomes a father but Laura Dern is left in doubt
[03:09.07] Will he love her tender when he's out of prison?
[03:11.74] A violent fairy tale full of very poor decisions
[03:14.56] Peep the sequence, local cop got some sleazy secrets
[03:17.95] Beautiful wife and a girlfriend that he can sleep with
[03:20.54] Place in Besmondo, dressing up like Don Ho
[03:23.11] Got an eye on a blonde he's trying to take back to his condo
[03:25.97] Whoa, assassination in Atlantic City
[03:28.11] Save the victim, spitting blood on this corrupt system
[03:31.07] But Lil' Ricky Rolls snake eyes, it's that easy
[03:33.74] The house wins but hey, at least he got on TV
[03:36.48] Eight beers and I didn't crash
[03:38.22] I bought a bunny and I bring him back (bunny)
[03:41.44] He's in a bag, in a box, in a duffel bag
[03:44.42] Rolling through the sky with a whole lot of rude dudes
[03:46.61] A weak man might raise hands to the sky
[03:48.96] Yelling "Why me?" while the cold sweat from his eye brown
[03:51.46] But I'll be me, you can be John Malkovich
[03:54.25] Either way, put the bunny in the box, bitch
[03:57.12] Lord of War, best movie in the arsenal
[03:59.67] Nic Cage rage as crazy as an animal
[04:02.22] Did a line of blow but mixed it with gunpowder
[04:04.99] Selling more weapons to all sides, controlling power
[04:07.73] Did it for his country so he'll never get caught
[04:10.03] Even Interpol agents starring Ethan Hawke
[04:12.77] And a brother Jared Leto can't get over the coke
[04:15.39] Nick so tough he doesn't cry watching Jericho smoke
[04:18.00] When the sun goes down, out come the night crawlers
[04:21.01] And I'm about to get some blood on your white collar
[04:23.72] I'll bite your neck, send you into wild bliss
[04:26.12] Have a Band-Aid handy for my vampire's kiss
[04:28.90] Call you guano, you gone batshit
[04:31.29] I mean Peter, what even is that accent? (Oh god)
[04:34.37] Are you Nosferatu or could you be faking?
[04:37.07] Either way, throw your shades on and keep your cheap things in
[04:39.75] Return of the King, not the tiger, just remember
[04:42.31] Cage in his veteran role, Joe Enders
[04:45.07] Wind talking through all the fire and the embers
[04:47.72] Based on true events but it is Cage that we remember
[04:50.33] Nobody can argue the heat that he brought has got us fooled hard
[04:53.15] People are dying but we are complying 'cause he is my czar
[04:55.75] Yeah, you know he's untouchable, actor and chameleon
[04:58.42] Disappear in every role, I wish that I could meet him
[05:00.95] 'Cause Nicolas Cage is a tiger
[05:03.38] The type of man who cannot be tamed
[05:06.04] So when you try to cage up the tiger
[05:08.77] You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
[05:11.45] Tell me, say this is a Nicolas Cage cypher
[05:14.09] Tie him down, he'll fly off the chain
[05:16.72] So if you think you can cage up the tiger
[05:19.57] You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
[05:22.27] Big daddy in your warehouse ready to ass kick
[05:25.05] Along with Hit-Girl and her sidekick, Ass-Kick
[05:28.06] Me and my daughter eat your guts on the walls
[05:30.61] (Let's get sundaes after), good call, baby doll
[05:33.07] Ex-cop vigilante but I'm incognito
[05:35.34] You're about to meet the reaper, Frank D'Amico
[05:38.11] Take cover, child, quick, hit the light
[05:40.78] Now switch to Kryptonite
[05:43.56] Next up, moonstruck, romantic leading man
[05:46.12] Get the big knife and a very locked-in hand
[05:48.71] Tickets to the opera, Loretta looking pretty
[05:51.55] Howl at the moon, this is New York City
[05:54.12] Will Ronnie betray his brother who's away?
[05:56.77] Olympia Dukakis
[05:58.51] Tryna get a rock star call Frazier's dad
[06:01.36] And take him out to dinner
[06:02.69] So sorry Nick, cheers Oscar winners
[06:05.09] This is the first person narrative voice of Charlie Kaufman
[06:07.77] Trying to make a rap about the book but the outcome's
[06:10.41] Not forthcoming, I've got writer's block
[06:12.83] So let me pass to someone who actually likes hip-hop
[06:15.41] My brother Donald taking over the script
[06:17.51] A lyrical wrecking ball
[06:18.58] That's pushing weight and moving bricks
[06:20.10] That isn't a metaphor
[06:21.26] Never mind the fourth, I break the fifth damn wall
[06:23.75] Yeah, look okay, I admit it man, I'm Dan Bull
[06:26.45] Call me Peter Parker but I'm from the 1930s
[06:29.05] Let the bats run down to my fingers so I can feel it burning
[06:31.59] Soul is hurting, death and flirting, perfect when I'm rhyming words
[06:34.12] House they repping pulled into the webbing of the Spider-Verse
[06:36.82] Feeling a notch in the force in my punches
[06:38.34] Is knocking the Mitch to the ground
[06:39.39] Wow, I'm feeling profound and sick and
[06:40.83] Dizzy in the state of the nation we found
[06:41.91] Uh, Spider-Noir, there's a reason why we have to fight
[06:44.63] To talk about morality because to me it's black and white
[06:47.54] The year was '96 when Nick was in a riff
[06:50.48] Michael Bay said stick him in a rock and it'll be a hit
[06:53.17] You've got James Bond calling the shots
[06:55.45] Underneath the shower making future Call of Duty plots
[06:58.39] A classic case of chemical warfare
[07:01.03] And not to general 'cause he's losing his own hair
[07:03.57] The Cage yet again part of action history
[07:06.56] Saving San Francisco from what could have been its misery
[07:09.26] They call me Red even though my neck ain't
[07:12.04] Middle name is Revenge and I'll get straight
[07:14.55] With the coke that killed my Mandy, damn
[07:16.85] I'm not Frank Sinatra, don't need any pants
[07:19.50] Got an axe to grind but first to forge one
[07:22.36] Pick up a chainsaw and forget your sword, son
[07:24.97] I take a lot of licks, now I'm flipping balls
[07:27.32] They ripped my favorite shirt, now I'll kill 'em all
[07:30.19] Because Nicolas Cage is a tiger
[07:32.66] The type of man who cannot be tamed
[07:35.31] So when you try to cage up the tiger
[07:38.03] You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
[07:40.71] Now listen, this is a Nicolas Cage cypher
[07:43.17] Tying down the fly off the chain
[07:46.10] So if you think you can cage up the tiger
[07:48.69] You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
[07:53.99]
[00:07.35] That's some terrible casting man, haha
[00:11.05] He should be playing the Taika
[00:13.45] Step to the cage and it gets quick to rip your face off
[00:15.77] Just like he did in my favorite film, Face Off
[00:18.78] You know the one where he and John Archer based off
[00:21.34] Swap places, put each other's face on
[00:23.88] But I'm not John Travolta, I'm Castor Troy
[00:26.58] I like my guns gold-plated and I'll cap your boy, ooh
[00:29.48] Better get off that carousel, I'll shoot ya
[00:32.03] But I'll never grab your ass without a hallelujah
[00:34.64] Wait, Joe Exotic getting played by Nicolas?
[00:37.78] All he has to do is look like he got syphilis
[00:40.26] Be the tiger king, you gotta lower your appraisal
[00:42.72] And just like in Raising Arizona, gotta snatch kids from cradles
[00:45.77] That movie crazy, kidnap a baby out his carriage
[00:48.42] Getting beaten down heavily just to fix his broken marriage
[00:50.87] An underrated film, hope he won't be character
[00:53.50] Around the tiger amateurs going straight for another limb
[00:56.27] The cast of mind back 55 hundred days
[00:58.84] The tick of a lobster in the side of one Benjamin Gates
[01:01.67] Historian, delve the demons in the artifacts and tracks
[01:04.67] Like the Indiana Jones of America's past
[01:07.01] A fist of cash for your ledger in your pocket is the game
[01:09.79] Got a national treasure on the docket for today
[01:12.43] But never say that Ben Gates has ever been late
[01:14.92] To a date with Ben Franks, traces scattered in the United States
[01:17.97] Nicolas, you gon' feel that Johnny Blaze
[01:19.83] With the pen is there, he can take you out in just one gaze
[01:22.44] Wasn't in the MCU, but he still paved the way
[01:25.04] For all these other Marvel movies breaking records 'til this day
[01:27.63] Got that fire head, and I ain't talking foreplay
[01:30.90] Also brought some change and again, they ain't fourplay
[01:33.40] Rotten Tomato critics thinking that they're all that
[01:35.99] Ghost Rider 'bout to pull up and leave his car spray
[01:38.86] When you think wicker, you might think furniture
[01:41.46] Not Nic Cage facing crazy fake murderers
[01:43.94] Father Somalis wants a little girl for Tampa
[01:46.65] You just gotta ask the critics to see how he got burned
[01:49.05] Have to fight for his life, rapier-y acolyte
[01:51.92] See the sisters want some honey so they need a sacrifice
[01:54.38] It's hard to bear but at least we got the memes
[01:57.08] Help the bees, help the bees, help the bees, help the bees
[01:59.91] Oh no, now cut the rabbit, let's make some magic happen
[02:02.34] We watching wizards with them plasma lighting on Manhattan
[02:04.91] When Cage be rocking mops on top then brother know that it's true
[02:07.58] He training up a new apprentice like Kenobi would do
[02:10.47] Oh yeah, Bob the zombie's great, yeah
[02:12.98] Hear the men today, yeah
[02:14.17] And a mortal warlord played by the immortal Cage, yeah
[02:16.64] Critics must be under my control with all the hate, yeah
[02:19.20] This a magic movie that's more epic than Fantasia
[02:21.94] I'm Tom Wells, I sat in that armchair
[02:24.00] Arms started to swell, I was watching a bombshell
[02:26.53] A girl stabbed to death, Mary Ann had to make a plan
[02:29.43] Private eye trying to find a guy in the master sky
[02:32.15] A deep dive in the world of porn and snuff
[02:34.84] I'm back for revenge and Dick Eddie, the warning's up
[02:37.32] Kill the machine when rain started to fill up
[02:39.97] I saw the biggest secrets rise up in eight millimeters
[02:42.69] 'Cause Nicolas Cage is a tiger
[02:45.27] The type of man who cannot be tamed
[02:47.59] So when you try to cage up the tiger
[02:50.18] You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
[02:52.86] Nic Cage and David Lynch, what a tight combo
[02:55.69] In Wild at Heart, Silly Ripley was the bomb, yo
[02:58.35] With a snakeskin jacket representing symbolically
[03:01.02] His individuality and freedom hyperbolically
[03:03.72] With Wizard of Oz references throughout
[03:06.19] Cage becomes a father but Laura Dern is left in doubt
[03:09.07] Will he love her tender when he's out of prison?
[03:11.74] A violent fairy tale full of very poor decisions
[03:14.56] Peep the sequence, local cop got some sleazy secrets
[03:17.95] Beautiful wife and a girlfriend that he can sleep with
[03:20.54] Place in Besmondo, dressing up like Don Ho
[03:23.11] Got an eye on a blonde he's trying to take back to his condo
[03:25.97] Whoa, assassination in Atlantic City
[03:28.11] Save the victim, spitting blood on this corrupt system
[03:31.07] But Lil' Ricky Rolls snake eyes, it's that easy
[03:33.74] The house wins but hey, at least he got on TV
[03:36.48] Eight beers and I didn't crash
[03:38.22] I bought a bunny and I bring him back (bunny)
[03:41.44] He's in a bag, in a box, in a duffel bag
[03:44.42] Rolling through the sky with a whole lot of rude dudes
[03:46.61] A weak man might raise hands to the sky
[03:48.96] Yelling "Why me?" while the cold sweat from his eye brown
[03:51.46] But I'll be me, you can be John Malkovich
[03:54.25] Either way, put the bunny in the box, bitch
[03:57.12] Lord of War, best movie in the arsenal
[03:59.67] Nic Cage rage as crazy as an animal
[04:02.22] Did a line of blow but mixed it with gunpowder
[04:04.99] Selling more weapons to all sides, controlling power
[04:07.73] Did it for his country so he'll never get caught
[04:10.03] Even Interpol agents starring Ethan Hawke
[04:12.77] And a brother Jared Leto can't get over the coke
[04:15.39] Nick so tough he doesn't cry watching Jericho smoke
[04:18.00] When the sun goes down, out come the night crawlers
[04:21.01] And I'm about to get some blood on your white collar
[04:23.72] I'll bite your neck, send you into wild bliss
[04:26.12] Have a Band-Aid handy for my vampire's kiss
[04:28.90] Call you guano, you gone batshit
[04:31.29] I mean Peter, what even is that accent? (Oh god)
[04:34.37] Are you Nosferatu or could you be faking?
[04:37.07] Either way, throw your shades on and keep your cheap things in
[04:39.75] Return of the King, not the tiger, just remember
[04:42.31] Cage in his veteran role, Joe Enders
[04:45.07] Wind talking through all the fire and the embers
[04:47.72] Based on true events but it is Cage that we remember
[04:50.33] Nobody can argue the heat that he brought has got us fooled hard
[04:53.15] People are dying but we are complying 'cause he is my czar
[04:55.75] Yeah, you know he's untouchable, actor and chameleon
[04:58.42] Disappear in every role, I wish that I could meet him
[05:00.95] 'Cause Nicolas Cage is a tiger
[05:03.38] The type of man who cannot be tamed
[05:06.04] So when you try to cage up the tiger
[05:08.77] You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
[05:11.45] Tell me, say this is a Nicolas Cage cypher
[05:14.09] Tie him down, he'll fly off the chain
[05:16.72] So if you think you can cage up the tiger
[05:19.57] You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
[05:22.27] Big daddy in your warehouse ready to ass kick
[05:25.05] Along with Hit-Girl and her sidekick, Ass-Kick
[05:28.06] Me and my daughter eat your guts on the walls
[05:30.61] (Let's get sundaes after), good call, baby doll
[05:33.07] Ex-cop vigilante but I'm incognito
[05:35.34] You're about to meet the reaper, Frank D'Amico
[05:38.11] Take cover, child, quick, hit the light
[05:40.78] Now switch to Kryptonite
[05:43.56] Next up, moonstruck, romantic leading man
[05:46.12] Get the big knife and a very locked-in hand
[05:48.71] Tickets to the opera, Loretta looking pretty
[05:51.55] Howl at the moon, this is New York City
[05:54.12] Will Ronnie betray his brother who's away?
[05:56.77] Olympia Dukakis
[05:58.51] Tryna get a rock star call Frazier's dad
[06:01.36] And take him out to dinner
[06:02.69] So sorry Nick, cheers Oscar winners
[06:05.09] This is the first person narrative voice of Charlie Kaufman
[06:07.77] Trying to make a rap about the book but the outcome's
[06:10.41] Not forthcoming, I've got writer's block
[06:12.83] So let me pass to someone who actually likes hip-hop
[06:15.41] My brother Donald taking over the script
[06:17.51] A lyrical wrecking ball
[06:18.58] That's pushing weight and moving bricks
[06:20.10] That isn't a metaphor
[06:21.26] Never mind the fourth, I break the fifth damn wall
[06:23.75] Yeah, look okay, I admit it man, I'm Dan Bull
[06:26.45] Call me Peter Parker but I'm from the 1930s
[06:29.05] Let the bats run down to my fingers so I can feel it burning
[06:31.59] Soul is hurting, death and flirting, perfect when I'm rhyming words
[06:34.12] House they repping pulled into the webbing of the Spider-Verse
[06:36.82] Feeling a notch in the force in my punches
[06:38.34] Is knocking the Mitch to the ground
[06:39.39] Wow, I'm feeling profound and sick and
[06:40.83] Dizzy in the state of the nation we found
[06:41.91] Uh, Spider-Noir, there's a reason why we have to fight
[06:44.63] To talk about morality because to me it's black and white
[06:47.54] The year was '96 when Nick was in a riff
[06:50.48] Michael Bay said stick him in a rock and it'll be a hit
[06:53.17] You've got James Bond calling the shots
[06:55.45] Underneath the shower making future Call of Duty plots
[06:58.39] A classic case of chemical warfare
[07:01.03] And not to general 'cause he's losing his own hair
[07:03.57] The Cage yet again part of action history
[07:06.56] Saving San Francisco from what could have been its misery
[07:09.26] They call me Red even though my neck ain't
[07:12.04] Middle name is Revenge and I'll get straight
[07:14.55] With the coke that killed my Mandy, damn
[07:16.85] I'm not Frank Sinatra, don't need any pants
[07:19.50] Got an axe to grind but first to forge one
[07:22.36] Pick up a chainsaw and forget your sword, son
[07:24.97] I take a lot of licks, now I'm flipping balls
[07:27.32] They ripped my favorite shirt, now I'll kill 'em all
[07:30.19] Because Nicolas Cage is a tiger
[07:32.66] The type of man who cannot be tamed
[07:35.31] So when you try to cage up the tiger
[07:38.03] You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
[07:40.71] Now listen, this is a Nicolas Cage cypher
[07:43.17] Tying down the fly off the chain
[07:46.10] So if you think you can cage up the tiger
[07:48.69] You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
[07:53.99]