Paws On The Table - an Imperial Felinid tavern song
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โฑ๏ธ 3:53 duration
๐ ID: 29641741
๐ Lyrics
Woah oh, oh ah oh ahh
Oh ah oh oh ah ohh ah oh ah ohh
Raise your mugs and wag your tails
We've trekked through fire, snow, and gales
I shot a beast right through the eye
Then stole his boots, don't ask me why
The barkeep knows I never pay
I purr, I wink, I get my way
The Black Templar, all grim and dark
Just gave a high-five, no take-backs
"Wait"
"Are you telling me you gave a high-five
To a Black Templar and survived to tell the tale?"
"Duh, yes"
Because I've got my
Paws on the table
Tail in the air
Singing for coin any moment to spare
Steel on my back
Ears to the breeze
Gun smoke and glory
A life on my knees
Oh, I may be small
But I'm twice as mean
With a laser sight and
A mutant's sheen
The Inquisitor said abomination
I called it feline innovation
Twelve grenades and two sharp knives
My nine deaths fuel 100 lives
The Emperor's light might burn me down
But 'til that day I run this town
A tail flick here
A flirty smirk
I do the job then vanish
Perk
Paws on the table
Tail in the air
Singing for coin any moment to spare
Steel on my back
Ears to the breeze
Gun smoke and glory
A life on my knees
Oh, I may be cute
But I'm chaos-made with a thermal scope and
A custom blade
Don't trust the smile or the shiny eyes
I lie like a bard and shoot with surprise
But give me mead and pour the rum
I'll sing so loud your war drums thrum
Now everybody
They say I'm cursed
They say I bite
They're not wrong
I love a fight
Chimeras run when I appear
One hiss, one shot they disappear
I've rigged the dice
I've snuck the map
I've drunk the fleet's last barrel of sap
I flirt with danger
Grin at war
And nap beneath the reactor floor
To the big guy in power armour
You own me a drink
Or a high-five
Or both
Your move bucket head
Ill be right here with my
Paws on the table
Tail in the air
Singing for coin
Any moment to spare
Steel on my back
Ears to the breeze
Gun smoke and glory
A life on my knees
Oh, I may be small
But I'm twice as mean
With a laser sight and
A mutant's sheen
So, here's to freaks with claws and charm
Who drink with death and laugh at harm
To mutants, misfits, wild-eyed kin
Who steal the prize and never sin
If fate's a hunt, I'm in the lead
Fast as rumoured, twice as greed
So, raise your glass, forget the law
And cheer the cat girl you just saw
Paws on the table
Tail in the air
Singing for coin
Any moment to spare
Steel on my back
Ears to the breeze
Gun smoke and glory
A life on my knees
Oh, I may be small
But I'm twice as mean
With a laser sight and
A mutant's sheen
Paws on the table
Tail in the air
Singing for madness
And zero despair
Fur in our helmets
Claws in our fight
We drink to the freaks
Who dance in the night
Oh ah oh oh ah ohh ah oh ah ohh
Raise your mugs and wag your tails
We've trekked through fire, snow, and gales
I shot a beast right through the eye
Then stole his boots, don't ask me why
The barkeep knows I never pay
I purr, I wink, I get my way
The Black Templar, all grim and dark
Just gave a high-five, no take-backs
"Wait"
"Are you telling me you gave a high-five
To a Black Templar and survived to tell the tale?"
"Duh, yes"
Because I've got my
Paws on the table
Tail in the air
Singing for coin any moment to spare
Steel on my back
Ears to the breeze
Gun smoke and glory
A life on my knees
Oh, I may be small
But I'm twice as mean
With a laser sight and
A mutant's sheen
The Inquisitor said abomination
I called it feline innovation
Twelve grenades and two sharp knives
My nine deaths fuel 100 lives
The Emperor's light might burn me down
But 'til that day I run this town
A tail flick here
A flirty smirk
I do the job then vanish
Perk
Paws on the table
Tail in the air
Singing for coin any moment to spare
Steel on my back
Ears to the breeze
Gun smoke and glory
A life on my knees
Oh, I may be cute
But I'm chaos-made with a thermal scope and
A custom blade
Don't trust the smile or the shiny eyes
I lie like a bard and shoot with surprise
But give me mead and pour the rum
I'll sing so loud your war drums thrum
Now everybody
They say I'm cursed
They say I bite
They're not wrong
I love a fight
Chimeras run when I appear
One hiss, one shot they disappear
I've rigged the dice
I've snuck the map
I've drunk the fleet's last barrel of sap
I flirt with danger
Grin at war
And nap beneath the reactor floor
To the big guy in power armour
You own me a drink
Or a high-five
Or both
Your move bucket head
Ill be right here with my
Paws on the table
Tail in the air
Singing for coin
Any moment to spare
Steel on my back
Ears to the breeze
Gun smoke and glory
A life on my knees
Oh, I may be small
But I'm twice as mean
With a laser sight and
A mutant's sheen
So, here's to freaks with claws and charm
Who drink with death and laugh at harm
To mutants, misfits, wild-eyed kin
Who steal the prize and never sin
If fate's a hunt, I'm in the lead
Fast as rumoured, twice as greed
So, raise your glass, forget the law
And cheer the cat girl you just saw
Paws on the table
Tail in the air
Singing for coin
Any moment to spare
Steel on my back
Ears to the breeze
Gun smoke and glory
A life on my knees
Oh, I may be small
But I'm twice as mean
With a laser sight and
A mutant's sheen
Paws on the table
Tail in the air
Singing for madness
And zero despair
Fur in our helmets
Claws in our fight
We drink to the freaks
Who dance in the night