Cracklin's

Thirty-one days my bank's been like rain
I didn't jail the big dog, had to leave the old pen
A policeman knocked me down and then charged me
I was smoking and inciting vagrancy
Yes I did, yes I did

Chicken Sneezy and my cracklin' buttercup
Bloomin' in the badlands
Kaboom, kaboom, piss on the curses
Hospital, kiss all the nurses
I gotta find some weed and some wine
I just gotta find that trouble sometime

Them Navasota troopers ran me down
Escorted me right out of town
I was cherry pickin' squirrels and feedin' them dogs
Dreamin' of Jamaica in the fall
Yes I did, yes I did

Chicken Sneezy and my cracklin' buttercup
Bloomin' in the badlands
Kaboom, kaboom, piss on the curses
Hospital, kiss all the nurses
I gotta find some weed and some wine
I just gotta find that trouble sometime

Them Mississippi state police chased me
Pascagoula all the way to Metairie
I robbed a federal bank with a rack of ribs
A jar of salt, some white bread, and a beer flip
Yes I did, yes I did

Chicken Sneezy and my cracklin' buttercup
Bloomin' in the badlands
Kaboom, kaboom, piss on the curses
Hospital, kiss all the nurses
I gotta find some weed and some wine
I just gotta find that trouble sometime

I was eatin' cracklins as the feds were closin' in
They watched the water as my car went rollin' in
They dragged the river and notified my next of kin
But brother, pigs do fly and so can a man
When he's full of fried pork skin