Doggy Style

Shitfaced on Sunday, work on Monday,
Tuesday's kind of a drag
Wednesday's a hummer, Thursday's a bummer,
Fridays I'm half in the bag
Saturday evenin', I'm still reelin'
From a ten pack Smirnoff nips
Now I can barely see your face
So put away those chains and whips
Cause I say
Let's do it doggy style
Let's do it doggy style
Let's do it doggy style so we can both watch TV
January, February, April May June and July
August September, October November,
Whatever happened to March
New Year's evenin', I'm still reelin'
From a twelve pack o' Miller beer
Quit blockin the television babe
And get your sweet ass over here

Now Hee Haw is my favorite program.
And Flipper and the Simpsons ain't bad
Now I don't like the Nanny but I like watchin her fanny
And Gloria's gotten so fat that it makes me sad yeah
And that Ginger is one hot tomatah,
But I think I prefer Mary Ann
Now if you don't wanna do it the hell with it screw it
Just don' let me take matters into my own hands yeah