Keith
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Keith
[00:15.68]There's a man at the Malvern TAB
[00:19.20]Shaved head, tatted up, bout six foot three
[00:22.02]He was our neighbour when we lived on Hotham Street
[00:26.29]And though we never got his name, we called him Keith
[00:29.69]Keith had a white Volkswagen Amarok that he parked out front his house
[00:33.60]With a steel two-wheeler trailer that he liked to tow around
[00:37.35]One day a mate was coming round and parked out on the street
[00:41.03]And little did we know we had just started World War Three
[00:45.08]Little did we know we had just started World War Three
[00:48.49]The bloke was seething
[00:50.47]He was enraged
[00:52.17]Knocked on our door
[00:54.00]Like a dog in a cage
[00:55.80]We opened up
[00:57.52]His face was red
[00:58.72]Took off his speedies and he said
[01:01.28]Don't fuck with my trailer cunt
[01:04.59]Don't park in my spot
[01:05.93]It's the second time this week
[01:07.55]And I'm about to lose the plot
[01:09.69]I phoned up the council
[01:11.34]And the bloke said it was mine
[01:13.16]Move your shitheap of a car
[01:15.06]To the other fucking side
[01:19.32]Keith!
[01:23.57]It was a Sunday afternoon in early Spring
[01:34.82]The family across the road had a gathering
[01:38.41]A pregnant woman pulled up in a CRV
[01:40.99]Spotted a park and said well that's for me
[01:44.33]Well wouldn't you know, that very moment around the corner came Keith
[01:49.16]He pulled his ute up next to her and then he said quite cordially
[01:52.21]Well g'day love, that's my house, so you'll have to park elsewhere
[01:56.01]She said surely you could just as easily park it over there
[01:59.66]Surely you could just as easily park it over there
[02:03.69]And from our porch
[02:05.63]We watched the scene
[02:06.87]As something snapped
[02:09.09]The man turned green
[02:11.03]He pointed his finger
[02:12.16]And he said it clear
[02:13.94]Opened up his lungs for the world to hear
[02:18.00]Don't fuck with my trailer cunt
[02:20.01]Don't park in my spot
[02:21.17]It's the second time this week
[02:22.77]And I'm about to lose the plot
[02:24.93]I phoned up the council
[02:26.56]And the bloke said it was mine
[02:28.40]Move your shitheap of a car
[02:30.14]To the other fucking side
[02:36.36]Keith!
[02:38.58]It was a Tuesday afternoon we last saw Keith
[02:57.45]The A Current Affair crew came rolling down the street
[03:01.24]He heard a knock and opened up his door
[03:04.06]Shocked and perplexed
[03:06.75]Tracey Grimshaw?
[03:08.05]She held the mic right up to his face
[03:11.65]Called him out for everything and said you're a disgrace
[03:15.08]But Keith wasn't listening, his eyes were locked deadpan
[03:18.76]Staring at the camera crew and where they parked the van
[03:21.96]He said
[03:22.69]Don't fuck with my trailer cunt
[03:24.43]Don't park in my spot
[03:25.63](Keith, no)
[03:25.83]It's the second time this week
[03:26.95]And I'm about to lose the plot
[03:29.23](Don't do it!)
[03:29.93]I phoned up the council
[03:31.06]And the bloke said it was mine
[03:33.06]Move your shitheap of a car
[03:36.06]To the other fucking side
[03:46.87](Keith no!)
[03:57.68]Keith!
[04:05.03]Keith!
[00:15.68]There's a man at the Malvern TAB
[00:19.20]Shaved head, tatted up, bout six foot three
[00:22.02]He was our neighbour when we lived on Hotham Street
[00:26.29]And though we never got his name, we called him Keith
[00:29.69]Keith had a white Volkswagen Amarok that he parked out front his house
[00:33.60]With a steel two-wheeler trailer that he liked to tow around
[00:37.35]One day a mate was coming round and parked out on the street
[00:41.03]And little did we know we had just started World War Three
[00:45.08]Little did we know we had just started World War Three
[00:48.49]The bloke was seething
[00:50.47]He was enraged
[00:52.17]Knocked on our door
[00:54.00]Like a dog in a cage
[00:55.80]We opened up
[00:57.52]His face was red
[00:58.72]Took off his speedies and he said
[01:01.28]Don't fuck with my trailer cunt
[01:04.59]Don't park in my spot
[01:05.93]It's the second time this week
[01:07.55]And I'm about to lose the plot
[01:09.69]I phoned up the council
[01:11.34]And the bloke said it was mine
[01:13.16]Move your shitheap of a car
[01:15.06]To the other fucking side
[01:19.32]Keith!
[01:23.57]It was a Sunday afternoon in early Spring
[01:34.82]The family across the road had a gathering
[01:38.41]A pregnant woman pulled up in a CRV
[01:40.99]Spotted a park and said well that's for me
[01:44.33]Well wouldn't you know, that very moment around the corner came Keith
[01:49.16]He pulled his ute up next to her and then he said quite cordially
[01:52.21]Well g'day love, that's my house, so you'll have to park elsewhere
[01:56.01]She said surely you could just as easily park it over there
[01:59.66]Surely you could just as easily park it over there
[02:03.69]And from our porch
[02:05.63]We watched the scene
[02:06.87]As something snapped
[02:09.09]The man turned green
[02:11.03]He pointed his finger
[02:12.16]And he said it clear
[02:13.94]Opened up his lungs for the world to hear
[02:18.00]Don't fuck with my trailer cunt
[02:20.01]Don't park in my spot
[02:21.17]It's the second time this week
[02:22.77]And I'm about to lose the plot
[02:24.93]I phoned up the council
[02:26.56]And the bloke said it was mine
[02:28.40]Move your shitheap of a car
[02:30.14]To the other fucking side
[02:36.36]Keith!
[02:38.58]It was a Tuesday afternoon we last saw Keith
[02:57.45]The A Current Affair crew came rolling down the street
[03:01.24]He heard a knock and opened up his door
[03:04.06]Shocked and perplexed
[03:06.75]Tracey Grimshaw?
[03:08.05]She held the mic right up to his face
[03:11.65]Called him out for everything and said you're a disgrace
[03:15.08]But Keith wasn't listening, his eyes were locked deadpan
[03:18.76]Staring at the camera crew and where they parked the van
[03:21.96]He said
[03:22.69]Don't fuck with my trailer cunt
[03:24.43]Don't park in my spot
[03:25.63](Keith, no)
[03:25.83]It's the second time this week
[03:26.95]And I'm about to lose the plot
[03:29.23](Don't do it!)
[03:29.93]I phoned up the council
[03:31.06]And the bloke said it was mine
[03:33.06]Move your shitheap of a car
[03:36.06]To the other fucking side
[03:46.87](Keith no!)
[03:57.68]Keith!
[04:05.03]Keith!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:08.55]Keith
[00:15.68]There's a man at the Malvern TAB
[00:19.20]Shaved head, tatted up, bout six foot three
[00:22.02]He was our neighbour when we lived on Hotham Street
[00:26.29]And though we never got his name, we called him Keith
[00:29.69]Keith had a white Volkswagen Amarok that he parked out front his house
[00:33.60]With a steel two-wheeler trailer that he liked to tow around
[00:37.35]One day a mate was coming round and parked out on the street
[00:41.03]And little did we know we had just started World War Three
[00:45.08]Little did we know we had just started World War Three
[00:48.49]The bloke was seething
[00:50.47]He was enraged
[00:52.17]Knocked on our door
[00:54.00]Like a dog in a cage
[00:55.80]We opened up
[00:57.52]His face was red
[00:58.72]Took off his speedies and he said
[01:01.28]Don't fuck with my trailer cunt
[01:04.59]Don't park in my spot
[01:05.93]It's the second time this week
[01:07.55]And I'm about to lose the plot
[01:09.69]I phoned up the council
[01:11.34]And the bloke said it was mine
[01:13.16]Move your shitheap of a car
[01:15.06]To the other fucking side
[01:19.32]Keith!
[01:23.57]It was a Sunday afternoon in early Spring
[01:34.82]The family across the road had a gathering
[01:38.41]A pregnant woman pulled up in a CRV
[01:40.99]Spotted a park and said well that's for me
[01:44.33]Well wouldn't you know, that very moment around the corner came Keith
[01:49.16]He pulled his ute up next to her and then he said quite cordially
[01:52.21]Well g'day love, that's my house, so you'll have to park elsewhere
[01:56.01]She said surely you could just as easily park it over there
[01:59.66]Surely you could just as easily park it over there
[02:03.69]And from our porch
[02:05.63]We watched the scene
[02:06.87]As something snapped
[02:09.09]The man turned green
[02:11.03]He pointed his finger
[02:12.16]And he said it clear
[02:13.94]Opened up his lungs for the world to hear
[02:18.00]Don't fuck with my trailer cunt
[02:20.01]Don't park in my spot
[02:21.17]It's the second time this week
[02:22.77]And I'm about to lose the plot
[02:24.93]I phoned up the council
[02:26.56]And the bloke said it was mine
[02:28.40]Move your shitheap of a car
[02:30.14]To the other fucking side
[02:36.36]Keith!
[02:38.58]It was a Tuesday afternoon we last saw Keith
[02:57.45]The A Current Affair crew came rolling down the street
[03:01.24]He heard a knock and opened up his door
[03:04.06]Shocked and perplexed
[03:06.75]Tracey Grimshaw?
[03:08.05]She held the mic right up to his face
[03:11.65]Called him out for everything and said you're a disgrace
[03:15.08]But Keith wasn't listening, his eyes were locked deadpan
[03:18.76]Staring at the camera crew and where they parked the van
[03:21.96]He said
[03:22.69]Don't fuck with my trailer cunt
[03:24.43]Don't park in my spot
[03:25.63](Keith, no)
[03:25.83]It's the second time this week
[03:26.95]And I'm about to lose the plot
[03:29.23](Don't do it!)
[03:29.93]I phoned up the council
[03:31.06]And the bloke said it was mine
[03:33.06]Move your shitheap of a car
[03:36.06]To the other fucking side
[03:46.87](Keith no!)
[03:57.68]Keith!
[04:05.03]Keith!
[00:15.68]There's a man at the Malvern TAB
[00:19.20]Shaved head, tatted up, bout six foot three
[00:22.02]He was our neighbour when we lived on Hotham Street
[00:26.29]And though we never got his name, we called him Keith
[00:29.69]Keith had a white Volkswagen Amarok that he parked out front his house
[00:33.60]With a steel two-wheeler trailer that he liked to tow around
[00:37.35]One day a mate was coming round and parked out on the street
[00:41.03]And little did we know we had just started World War Three
[00:45.08]Little did we know we had just started World War Three
[00:48.49]The bloke was seething
[00:50.47]He was enraged
[00:52.17]Knocked on our door
[00:54.00]Like a dog in a cage
[00:55.80]We opened up
[00:57.52]His face was red
[00:58.72]Took off his speedies and he said
[01:01.28]Don't fuck with my trailer cunt
[01:04.59]Don't park in my spot
[01:05.93]It's the second time this week
[01:07.55]And I'm about to lose the plot
[01:09.69]I phoned up the council
[01:11.34]And the bloke said it was mine
[01:13.16]Move your shitheap of a car
[01:15.06]To the other fucking side
[01:19.32]Keith!
[01:23.57]It was a Sunday afternoon in early Spring
[01:34.82]The family across the road had a gathering
[01:38.41]A pregnant woman pulled up in a CRV
[01:40.99]Spotted a park and said well that's for me
[01:44.33]Well wouldn't you know, that very moment around the corner came Keith
[01:49.16]He pulled his ute up next to her and then he said quite cordially
[01:52.21]Well g'day love, that's my house, so you'll have to park elsewhere
[01:56.01]She said surely you could just as easily park it over there
[01:59.66]Surely you could just as easily park it over there
[02:03.69]And from our porch
[02:05.63]We watched the scene
[02:06.87]As something snapped
[02:09.09]The man turned green
[02:11.03]He pointed his finger
[02:12.16]And he said it clear
[02:13.94]Opened up his lungs for the world to hear
[02:18.00]Don't fuck with my trailer cunt
[02:20.01]Don't park in my spot
[02:21.17]It's the second time this week
[02:22.77]And I'm about to lose the plot
[02:24.93]I phoned up the council
[02:26.56]And the bloke said it was mine
[02:28.40]Move your shitheap of a car
[02:30.14]To the other fucking side
[02:36.36]Keith!
[02:38.58]It was a Tuesday afternoon we last saw Keith
[02:57.45]The A Current Affair crew came rolling down the street
[03:01.24]He heard a knock and opened up his door
[03:04.06]Shocked and perplexed
[03:06.75]Tracey Grimshaw?
[03:08.05]She held the mic right up to his face
[03:11.65]Called him out for everything and said you're a disgrace
[03:15.08]But Keith wasn't listening, his eyes were locked deadpan
[03:18.76]Staring at the camera crew and where they parked the van
[03:21.96]He said
[03:22.69]Don't fuck with my trailer cunt
[03:24.43]Don't park in my spot
[03:25.63](Keith, no)
[03:25.83]It's the second time this week
[03:26.95]And I'm about to lose the plot
[03:29.23](Don't do it!)
[03:29.93]I phoned up the council
[03:31.06]And the bloke said it was mine
[03:33.06]Move your shitheap of a car
[03:36.06]To the other fucking side
[03:46.87](Keith no!)
[03:57.68]Keith!
[04:05.03]Keith!