15-Assassins

[00:01.20] You know who you're fuckin' with?
[00:04.18] Wicked clowns
[00:06.76] You know who you're fuckin' with?
[00:09.67] Wicked clowns
[00:11.07] Wicked clown, wicked clown
[00:13.83] Wicked clown, wicked clown (don't fuck with me)
[00:16.50] Wicked clown, wicked clown
[00:19.23] Wicked clown, wicked clown
[00:22.00] Wicked clown, wicked clown
[00:24.72] Wicked clown, wicked clown (don't fuck with me)
[00:27.53] Wicked clown, wicked clown
[00:30.34] Wicked clown, wicked clown
[00:32.64] As I walked through River Rouge (yeah), I saw this man
[00:35.51] He was covered, he was buttered, snatched his jewelry and ran
[00:38.46] I caught up with Nate and said, "I think it's worth a grand"
[00:41.28] He smiled, and he giggled, and he shook my hand
[00:43.96] The jam was goin' down, I need the money, so I'm giddy
[00:46.79] That fuckin' snake mogul only gave us 750 (what?)
[00:49.57] My momma threw me out, I called my sister a whore (bitch)
[00:52.05] Now my house is abandoned, my bed is the floor
[00:54.88] It's been a week, I haven't eaten, I starve and I crawl
[00:57.54] Saw my teacher, Ms. Elena, up in Wellington Mall
[01:00.52] I broke into her Datsun, and jumped in the back
[01:03.22] And waited for the bitch to put my shank to her neck
[01:06.09] She offered her car keys, cried and said, "Please"
[01:08.87] She promised not to tell and give me As and Bs
[01:11.64] I said, "I want your money, bitch, and all I can sell" (nah)
[01:14.36] I looked into her eyes and she was scared as hell
[01:17.15] I knew she was a snitch, so I cut off her tongue (yeah)
[01:19.84] Got happy with the trigger, now I'm on the run, an assassin
[01:22.80] Wicked clown, wicked clown
[01:25.46] Wicked clown, wicked clown (don't fuck with me)
[01:28.21] Wicked clown, wicked clown
[01:31.07] Wicked clown, wicked clown
[01:33.83] Wicked clown, wicked clown
[01:36.58] Wicked clown, wicked clown (don't fuck with me)
[01:39.31] Wicked clown, wicked clown
[01:42.14] Wicked clown, wicked clown
[01:46.02] You know who you're fuckin' with?
[01:48.91] Wicked clowns
[01:51.56] You know who you're fuckin' with?
[01:55.66] My father was a priest, cold-blooded, he's dead
[01:58.25] Hypocrite, he was a bigot, so I cut off his head
[02:01.21] Pour down the holy water, "Bless the dead" is what I said
[02:04.07] And heard the demons screamin' as his body bled
[02:06.52] Now I'm drunk on the freeway, just the other day
[02:09.29] I saw a fine hitchhiker and I wanted to play
[02:12.43] Pulled up to the curb so I can offer a ride
[02:14.62] She said, "Thanks", I said, "No thang", and she got inside
[02:18.07] Peepin' as I'm creepin', I'm packin' an erection
[02:20.59] I'm steerin' with my dick, I'm like, "Look, which direction?"
[02:23.41] Made it to her Ave, she got out and said, "See ya"
[02:26.11] Yo, babe, like, whyn't you chill and help me kill this two-liter? (Baby)
[02:28.92] Went into my trailer, I filled up a glass
[02:31.52] Before she took a sip, I had my dick in her ass
[02:34.30] I banged it and banged it, the shit was absurd
[02:37.09] Like she was Sporty Spice, and I was some fuckin' nerd
[02:39.96] Then she rolled over and gave me a kiss
[02:42.17] And said, "So, when am I gettin' paid?" What, bitch?
[02:45.54] First, I tried to choke her, she went to the door
[02:47.61] And said, "Welcome to the disease there's no cure for"
[02:51.07] Bitch, I love you, but now you gotta die
[02:53.61] I chased her through the door, but she slammed it in my eye
[02:56.42] She passed by my boy, and I knew he was strapped
[02:58.94] Billy pulled out his gun and shot the bitch in her back
[03:02.04] Still wantin' booty, I went for the hatchet
[03:04.61] And screamed at the moon like a sick psychopathic
[03:07.45] Choppin' and choppin', they said, "J, what the fuck?
[03:10.08] On the news, they found her head stuffed up her butt," what?
[03:12.73] I'm an assassin, a motherfuckin' assassin
[03:18.26] (An assassin), wicked clown, wicked clown
[03:21.25] Wicked clown, wicked clown (a motherfuckin' assassin)
[03:23.99] Wicked clown, wicked clown
[03:26.82] Wicked clown, wicked clown (yeah, an assassin)
[03:29.36] Wicked clown, wicked clown
[03:32.47] Wicked clown, wicked clown (a motherfuckin' assassin)
[03:35.15] Wicked clown, wicked clown (an assassin)
[03:37.96] Wicked clown, wicked clown (assassin)
[03:43.70] Frontier (hello)
[03:46.67] Hello? (Yes, hello), Yes?
[03:48.63] Hi, I'd like to speak to Mike Wood
[03:50.70] Who's calling? (This is Sol)
[03:53.17] I'm sorry, who? (Sol)
[03:56.25] Did you say Shawn? (Sarah)
[04:00.72] Hello? (Yes)
[04:02.00] Yes, this is Sarah (oh, Sarah?)
[04:05.15] Mike Wood, please (okay, hold on one moment)
[04:09.61] Hello? (Yes, I have a complaint, a formal complaint)
[04:13.67] Go ahead (they're just evil)
[04:16.31] Who's evil? (The last booking you had)
[04:18.56] (They jumped from the stage, and they tried to finger me in the audience)
[04:23.09] Who is this? (This is Sol)
[04:26.40] You're referring to who? (To myself, and my rear)
[04:30.07] What do you mean, am I fer-referring to?
[04:32.50] What band? (The-, the Insane Clown Posse)
[04:36.43] Wh-, I don't understand what you're talking about (oh, God)
[04:40.01] Do you book them or no?
[04:42.42] Yes, I am the booking agent for the Insane Clown Posse
[04:45.08] Th-That's who you are, and I just so happen to be a poor fool
[04:48.30] That was standing in the front row when one of them jumped on me
[04:52.65] Knocked me down and obliviously stuck his fingers in my ass
[04:56.65] I don't need this, why do you let this go on?
[04:59.65] Why are you calling me about this?
[05:01.55] Well, you're booking them (hello?)
[05:03.08] Get off the phone, you stupid ass
[05:06.62] Who's hello-ing me? Mike Wood, please (this is Mike Wood)
[05:11.22] Please, stop booking 'em, Mike, please
[05:14.33] They're driving me nuts
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