Crooked Stick

Uh, this one's for KISS FM
No curse, no swears, this one's for the kids

The other day I read a letter said to Mr. Kennedy
How you bein'? (All good, we're fine) This is your record company
We really love what you've done so far with your rap CD
And we love all of the support that you get from MTV
But do you think that you could maybe make a song like Black Eyed Peas
With a little bit of White Stripes and Mike Jones?
It could be a big, big, big, ringtone
Snoop Dogg, yo, better get started quick
Better think of something sick
Okay, I can think about my stick
Okay, okay, hmm, uh

I got a stick, I swing it to the left
I got a stick, together we're the best
My crooked stick, just gotcha, it is wrong
Oh no, oh no
I was born with a crooked stick
I was born with a crooked stick
I got a crooked stick
I was born with a crooked stick
I was born with a crooked stick
I got a crooked stick

I speak loud and carry a big stick, I'm proud
And if you need it then baby, I come quick
My stick, my stick, my stick goes everywhere with me
My stick, my stick, my stick can poke a cat out of a tree
My stick, my stick, so sick, so sick, it's ridiculous
My stick, it won't complain, it won't bitch or fuss
Did I just say a bad word? Really hope they censor it
If not, if not, the plan, let's hold hands while I repent for it
My stick, my stick

I got a stick, I swing it to the left
I got a stick, together we're the best
My crooked stick, just gotcha, it is wrong
Oh no, oh no
I was born with a crooked stick
I was born with a crooked stick
I got a crooked stick
I was born with a crooked stick
I was born with a crooked stick
I got a crooked stick

Huh, yo, you know what it look like?
What it look like?
You know what it look like?
I know what it look like
Yeah, tell 'em
Stick look like a banana, B-A-N-A-N-A
Stick look like a banana, B-A-N-A-N-A
Stick look like a banana, B-A-N-A-N-A
Stick look like a banana, B-A-N-A-N-A, oh
My stick, my stick, it be, it be the very best, oh yes
You know my compass always points to, to the, the northwest
I said, my stick, my stick, it be, it be the very best, oh yes
You know my compass always points to, to the, the northwest
I said, uh, Jay? What? We don't need it a third time
Crap

I got a stick, I swing it to the left
I got a stick, together we're the best
My crooked stick, just gotcha, it is wrong
Oh no, oh no
I was born with a crooked stick
I was born with a crooked stick
I got a crooked stick
I was born with a crooked stick
I was born with a crooked stick
I got a crooked stick