Thanks To Tequila

Thought I had things figured out
Until I opened up my mouth
Thanks to tequila

I tried to tell her "You sure look nice"
But it came out like "You lah sly"
Thanks to tequila

Hey, I shoulda stuck to beer
Where I'm more evenly impaired
As a demon who I'm a little more familiar

'Cause when I tried to apologize
It sounded like "Ya slaz flah"
Thanks to tequila

Next day was louder, a lot brighter
Even hurt me to blink my eyes
Thanks to tequila

Yeah a little bit of salt & lime
Was burnin' up my mind
Thanks to tequila

Hey, I shoulda stuck to beer
Where I'm more evenly impaired
As a demon who I'm a little more familiar

You got to know where to draw the line
Now I now where I'll be drawin' mine
Thanks to tequila

Yeah, thanks to tequila

Bye Jose