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We've had a couple good years and I've been able to give back to
Some of the people who helped me out when I first started in this
Business. One of them was my dad, man. When I went to my dad and
Said "I want to be a comedian," he never said "Oh Lord, where'd
We go wrong?" You know, he was like "Hey, if that's your dream Bill
Go for it." And so this year I bought him satellite TV, that little
DSS dish, and I took it home and we're watching the installer
Put it up on the roof and his neighbors were all sitting right
There, you know. And one of the neighbors goes "Hey man, is that
Satellite TV?" I said "No, it's a bird bath for really big birds."
"Here's your sign."
You know me folks, I hate them, man. Stupid people should have to wear
Signs that say "I'm stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them. In
Fact, we carry those signs around and we just go "Here's your sign."
I was walking my dog the other day and my neighbor comes
Up the street and says "You walking your dog?" I said "No
I was walking the leash. Dang dog just crashed into it."
"Here's your sign."
My buddy got a new bass boat and he had it hooked up to his Bronco
And he was showing me all the little gadgets on his boat. And my
Neighbor from across the street comes over and goes "Hey, y'all
Going fishing?" And my buddy, without missing a beat, goes "No
Battery on the Bronco's dead. Thought
I'd push it to work with the boat."
"Here's your sign."
Do y'all remember trash can punch parties? Yeah, where they put
Every liquor in the cabinet in a trash can, and then they add grape
Juice to it so it looks good when it comes back up? When my wife
And I first got married, we went to one of those parties and I had
A little bit too much to drink to the point I woke up in front of
The toilet, you know, driving the bus. And I'll never forget my wife
Walking in the bathroom, she goes "Are you getting sick?" And I said
"No, just wanna see what the dog likes so much about this water."
"Here's your sign."
My wife and I went over to some friends of ours' house not too
Long ago to watch TV with them. Something about the Pope came on
TV. He's driving around in his little Pope mobile, you know. And
My friend's wife out of the clear blue goes "You know, I've seen
The Pope travel all over the world, but I've never seen his wife."
I said "That's 'cause she's home watching her kids."
"Here's your sign."
I was cooking dinner the other night. I had a chicken in the pan
I'm turning the oven on, my wife goes "You gonna bake that chicken?"
"Nope. Gonna cremate it and scatter its
Ashes all over Colonel Sanders' grave."
"Here's your sign."
And I found out folks that nobody's immune from it, not even me
I came out of the mall the other day, guy's parked right next
To me, standing there with a coat hanger in his window. And I
Could not stop myself. I said "You lock your keys in your car?"
He goes "No, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry."
"Here's your sign."
Some of the people who helped me out when I first started in this
Business. One of them was my dad, man. When I went to my dad and
Said "I want to be a comedian," he never said "Oh Lord, where'd
We go wrong?" You know, he was like "Hey, if that's your dream Bill
Go for it." And so this year I bought him satellite TV, that little
DSS dish, and I took it home and we're watching the installer
Put it up on the roof and his neighbors were all sitting right
There, you know. And one of the neighbors goes "Hey man, is that
Satellite TV?" I said "No, it's a bird bath for really big birds."
"Here's your sign."
You know me folks, I hate them, man. Stupid people should have to wear
Signs that say "I'm stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them. In
Fact, we carry those signs around and we just go "Here's your sign."
I was walking my dog the other day and my neighbor comes
Up the street and says "You walking your dog?" I said "No
I was walking the leash. Dang dog just crashed into it."
"Here's your sign."
My buddy got a new bass boat and he had it hooked up to his Bronco
And he was showing me all the little gadgets on his boat. And my
Neighbor from across the street comes over and goes "Hey, y'all
Going fishing?" And my buddy, without missing a beat, goes "No
Battery on the Bronco's dead. Thought
I'd push it to work with the boat."
"Here's your sign."
Do y'all remember trash can punch parties? Yeah, where they put
Every liquor in the cabinet in a trash can, and then they add grape
Juice to it so it looks good when it comes back up? When my wife
And I first got married, we went to one of those parties and I had
A little bit too much to drink to the point I woke up in front of
The toilet, you know, driving the bus. And I'll never forget my wife
Walking in the bathroom, she goes "Are you getting sick?" And I said
"No, just wanna see what the dog likes so much about this water."
"Here's your sign."
My wife and I went over to some friends of ours' house not too
Long ago to watch TV with them. Something about the Pope came on
TV. He's driving around in his little Pope mobile, you know. And
My friend's wife out of the clear blue goes "You know, I've seen
The Pope travel all over the world, but I've never seen his wife."
I said "That's 'cause she's home watching her kids."
"Here's your sign."
I was cooking dinner the other night. I had a chicken in the pan
I'm turning the oven on, my wife goes "You gonna bake that chicken?"
"Nope. Gonna cremate it and scatter its
Ashes all over Colonel Sanders' grave."
"Here's your sign."
And I found out folks that nobody's immune from it, not even me
I came out of the mall the other day, guy's parked right next
To me, standing there with a coat hanger in his window. And I
Could not stop myself. I said "You lock your keys in your car?"
He goes "No, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry."
"Here's your sign."
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.14] We've had a couple good years and I've been able to give back to
[00:02.41] Some of the people who helped me out when I first started in this
[00:04.35] Business. One of them was my dad, man. When I went to my dad and
[00:06.50] Said "I want to be a comedian," he never said "Oh Lord, where'd
[00:08.69] We go wrong?" You know, he was like "Hey, if that's your dream Bill
[00:11.26] Go for it." And so this year I bought him satellite TV, that little
[00:14.18] DSS dish, and I took it home and we're watching the installer
[00:16.94] Put it up on the roof and his neighbors were all sitting right
[00:18.88] There, you know. And one of the neighbors goes "Hey man, is that
[00:21.72] Satellite TV?" I said "No, it's a bird bath for really big birds."
[00:26.35] "Here's your sign."
[00:36.18]
[00:38.66] You know me folks, I hate them, man. Stupid people should have to wear
[00:41.61] Signs that say "I'm stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them. In
[00:44.75] Fact, we carry those signs around and we just go "Here's your sign."
[00:48.25] I was walking my dog the other day and my neighbor comes
[00:50.13] Up the street and says "You walking your dog?" I said "No
[00:52.78] I was walking the leash. Dang dog just crashed into it."
[00:57.04] "Here's your sign."
[01:00.99] My buddy got a new bass boat and he had it hooked up to his Bronco
[01:03.42] And he was showing me all the little gadgets on his boat. And my
[01:06.04] Neighbor from across the street comes over and goes "Hey, y'all
[01:08.08] Going fishing?" And my buddy, without missing a beat, goes "No
[01:11.05] Battery on the Bronco's dead. Thought
[01:12.43] I'd push it to work with the boat."
[01:16.43] "Here's your sign."
[01:25.68] Do y'all remember trash can punch parties? Yeah, where they put
[01:28.85] Every liquor in the cabinet in a trash can, and then they add grape
[01:31.45] Juice to it so it looks good when it comes back up? When my wife
[01:37.17] And I first got married, we went to one of those parties and I had
[01:39.42] A little bit too much to drink to the point I woke up in front of
[01:41.41] The toilet, you know, driving the bus. And I'll never forget my wife
[01:45.71] Walking in the bathroom, she goes "Are you getting sick?" And I said
[01:48.84] "No, just wanna see what the dog likes so much about this water."
[01:53.46] "Here's your sign."
[01:59.22] My wife and I went over to some friends of ours' house not too
[02:01.22] Long ago to watch TV with them. Something about the Pope came on
[02:03.33] TV. He's driving around in his little Pope mobile, you know. And
[02:05.81] My friend's wife out of the clear blue goes "You know, I've seen
[02:08.07] The Pope travel all over the world, but I've never seen his wife."
[02:16.38]
[02:19.22] I said "That's 'cause she's home watching her kids."
[02:23.53] "Here's your sign."
[02:28.53] I was cooking dinner the other night. I had a chicken in the pan
[02:31.08] I'm turning the oven on, my wife goes "You gonna bake that chicken?"
[02:35.65] "Nope. Gonna cremate it and scatter its
[02:37.49] Ashes all over Colonel Sanders' grave."
[02:40.04] "Here's your sign."
[02:44.49] And I found out folks that nobody's immune from it, not even me
[02:48.17] I came out of the mall the other day, guy's parked right next
[02:50.78] To me, standing there with a coat hanger in his window. And I
[02:54.38] Could not stop myself. I said "You lock your keys in your car?"
[03:03.10] He goes "No, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry."
[03:07.93] "Here's your sign."
[03:14.71]
[00:02.41] Some of the people who helped me out when I first started in this
[00:04.35] Business. One of them was my dad, man. When I went to my dad and
[00:06.50] Said "I want to be a comedian," he never said "Oh Lord, where'd
[00:08.69] We go wrong?" You know, he was like "Hey, if that's your dream Bill
[00:11.26] Go for it." And so this year I bought him satellite TV, that little
[00:14.18] DSS dish, and I took it home and we're watching the installer
[00:16.94] Put it up on the roof and his neighbors were all sitting right
[00:18.88] There, you know. And one of the neighbors goes "Hey man, is that
[00:21.72] Satellite TV?" I said "No, it's a bird bath for really big birds."
[00:26.35] "Here's your sign."
[00:36.18]
[00:38.66] You know me folks, I hate them, man. Stupid people should have to wear
[00:41.61] Signs that say "I'm stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them. In
[00:44.75] Fact, we carry those signs around and we just go "Here's your sign."
[00:48.25] I was walking my dog the other day and my neighbor comes
[00:50.13] Up the street and says "You walking your dog?" I said "No
[00:52.78] I was walking the leash. Dang dog just crashed into it."
[00:57.04] "Here's your sign."
[01:00.99] My buddy got a new bass boat and he had it hooked up to his Bronco
[01:03.42] And he was showing me all the little gadgets on his boat. And my
[01:06.04] Neighbor from across the street comes over and goes "Hey, y'all
[01:08.08] Going fishing?" And my buddy, without missing a beat, goes "No
[01:11.05] Battery on the Bronco's dead. Thought
[01:12.43] I'd push it to work with the boat."
[01:16.43] "Here's your sign."
[01:25.68] Do y'all remember trash can punch parties? Yeah, where they put
[01:28.85] Every liquor in the cabinet in a trash can, and then they add grape
[01:31.45] Juice to it so it looks good when it comes back up? When my wife
[01:37.17] And I first got married, we went to one of those parties and I had
[01:39.42] A little bit too much to drink to the point I woke up in front of
[01:41.41] The toilet, you know, driving the bus. And I'll never forget my wife
[01:45.71] Walking in the bathroom, she goes "Are you getting sick?" And I said
[01:48.84] "No, just wanna see what the dog likes so much about this water."
[01:53.46] "Here's your sign."
[01:59.22] My wife and I went over to some friends of ours' house not too
[02:01.22] Long ago to watch TV with them. Something about the Pope came on
[02:03.33] TV. He's driving around in his little Pope mobile, you know. And
[02:05.81] My friend's wife out of the clear blue goes "You know, I've seen
[02:08.07] The Pope travel all over the world, but I've never seen his wife."
[02:16.38]
[02:19.22] I said "That's 'cause she's home watching her kids."
[02:23.53] "Here's your sign."
[02:28.53] I was cooking dinner the other night. I had a chicken in the pan
[02:31.08] I'm turning the oven on, my wife goes "You gonna bake that chicken?"
[02:35.65] "Nope. Gonna cremate it and scatter its
[02:37.49] Ashes all over Colonel Sanders' grave."
[02:40.04] "Here's your sign."
[02:44.49] And I found out folks that nobody's immune from it, not even me
[02:48.17] I came out of the mall the other day, guy's parked right next
[02:50.78] To me, standing there with a coat hanger in his window. And I
[02:54.38] Could not stop myself. I said "You lock your keys in your car?"
[03:03.10] He goes "No, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry."
[03:07.93] "Here's your sign."
[03:14.71]