Ice Cream Social Acid Test

When I see you crawling into view
Then I know the onus has fallen on you
To squeeze another hit out of me
Tell me that I'll always be
The commander in chief
Of the ice cream social acid test
You looking at roses through rose-colored glasses
You substitute teachers who distribute hall passes
Come squeeze another hit out of me
And tell me that I'll always be

The commander in chief
Of the ice cream social acid test
A rock & roll robocall
A bending of protocol
Betwixt the village idiot
And the national know-it-all
Old heads and new heads
Report to my brother who rocks
The commander in chief
Of the ice cream social

Commander in chief
Of the ice cream social
Commander in chief
Of the ice cream social acid test