A Serenade to a Jerk

I shouldn't love him, he's lazy
He sits around while I work
But when he's near me, my heart sings
A serenade to a jerk
Sometimes he's stupid and hazy
Sometimes his brain doesn't perk
Still, the guy plays on my heart strings
A serenade to a jerk
Oh, maybe I'm a little fool

For loving the guy the way I do
Wonder why I'm stuck with him?
Leaving him would drive me crazy
I'm sure that it wouldn't work
So I'll pour my heart out by singing
A serenade to a jerk

Oh, I shouldn't love him, he's lazy
He sits around while I work

Ah, but when he's near me, my heart sings
A serenade to a jerk
Sometimes he's stupid and hazy
Sometimes his brain doesn't perk
Still, the guy plays on my heart strings
A serenade to a jerk
Oh, maybe I'm a little fool

For loving the guy the way I do
Wonder why I'm stuck with him?
Leaving him would drive me crazy
I'm sure that it wouldn't work
So I'll pour my heart out by singing

A serenade to a
A serenade to a
A serenade to a

Yeah, you shouldn't have oughta talk to me like that!

Eh, shut up!