Joe Clay-Ducktail

Don't mess with my ducktails
Don't mess with my ducktails
If you mess with my ducktails
I'll get so mad at you

You gotta jump like a jumper
Moo like a moo cow
Bob like a bobcat
But don't mess with my ducktails

Don't mess with my ducktails
Don't mess with my ducktails
If you mess with my ducktails
I'll get so mad at you

Don't mess with my ducktails
Don't mess with my ducktails
Don't mess with my ducktails
Don't mess with my ducktails
If you mess with my ducktails
I'll get so mad at you

Well, hunting rabbit is mighty fun
I'm gonna get you with my big shotgun
If you don't love me baby, you got no sense
But don't miss calling, don't jump that fence

Don't mess with my ducktails
Don't mess with my ducktails
If you mess with my ducktails
I'll get so mad at you

Don't mess with my ducktails
Don't mess with my ducktails
Don't mess with my ducktails
Don't mess with my ducktails
If you mess with my ducktails
I'll get so mad at you

Well, I know you dig my blue suede shoes
I know you dig my real cool pants
I know you dig the way I bop
But when you mess with my ducktails you better stop

Don't mess with my ducktails
Don't mess with my ducktails
If you mess with my ducktails
I'll get so mad at you

Don't mess with my ducktails
Don't mess with my ducktails
Don't mess with my ducktails
Don't mess with my ducktails
If you mess with my ducktails
I'll get so mad at you