SOCCER

[00:01.09] It's literally everything
[00:02.23] And on top of that
[00:03.59] You've got TikTok
[00:04.08] Doing these videos
[00:06.57] Childless adults
[00:08.24] Saying how great their weekends are
[00:11.14] 'Cause they don't have any kids
[00:13.24] Now I have two feelings about that
[00:14.67] Number one
[00:16.45] They're totally right about
[00:17.39] How great their weekend is without kids
[00:19.19] However
[00:20.44] I'll just speak for myself
[00:22.27] There's almost nothing
[00:25.10] I ever did as a single person
[00:27.67] That was as fun
[00:28.88] As getting up on a Saturday morning
[00:31.51] And watching my stepdaughter at the time
[00:34.07] Play soccer
[00:38.01] There's nothing I did
[00:38.76] That was more fun than that
[00:41.74] And was it easy
[00:44.25] Nope
[00:46.67] There was driving
[00:48.18] And waking up
[00:49.04] And getting food
[00:49.97] And
[00:50.98] Making sure everybody's taken care of
[00:52.68] And you gotta bring chairs down
[00:54.64] And cancel everything else and
[00:56.14] It's a lot of work
[00:57.09] There's nothing I did that that was more
[00:58.17] More fun than that
[01:00.63] Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
[01:03.97] Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
[01:06.33] That's it
[01:09.07] Couldn't top that
[01:10.41] Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
[01:13.48] Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
[01:16.04] The second thing
[01:18.76] Like the best moments ever
[01:20.26] Do you ever think about
[01:21.31] What you would remember
[01:22.40] If your life flashed in front of you
[01:25.23] Like you're dying
[01:28.33] I don't know if that really happens
[01:29.47] But do you ever think
[01:30.92] Like what do you call your life
[01:33.13] Because I find that there are moments
[01:36.65] That I call my life
[01:40.24] You ever have that
[01:45.09] Like I don't think
[01:47.39] If my life was flashing
[01:48.69] Before my eyes
[01:49.26] I don't think I would think
[01:50.87] About my Dilbert career
[01:53.23] You know 35 years of doing it every day
[01:56.34] I don't think I would think about it
[01:57.35] I'll tell you what I would think about
[02:00.63] If I can
[02:02.27] I would think about watching
[02:05.19] Disney movies
[02:06.11] With my step kids
[02:12.04] That's it
[02:12.51] That's what I would think about
[02:16.07] There's nothing I did that that was more
[02:17.87] More fun than that
[02:20.27] Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
[02:23.08] Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
[02:25.34] That's it
[02:28.51] Couldn't top that
[02:30.33] Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
[02:33.00] Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
[02:35.12] There's nothing I did that that was more
[02:37.44] More fun than that
[02:39.85] Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
[02:42.15] Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
[02:45.22] That's it
[02:47.07] Couldn't top that
[02:49.49] Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
[02:51.77] Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
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