Interview With Mr. Martin

Mr. Martin, how did all this start? How did you get
Here in the first place? If you found conditions so
Distasteful here on planet Earth, why did you stay?

Good questions, I mean good questions, young man. Obviously I am not
Omnipotent. My arrival here was an accident, a wreck. Ship came
Apart like a rotten undervest. The accident in which I lost my sight
I was the only survivor. The other members of the crew, well, you
Understand, uh, sooner or later. So I decided to act sooner, and I
Have acted sooner ever since. If a man makes a certain amount of
Money by certain means, he will go on making more money by the same
Means, and so forth. Human activities are drearily predictable. It
Should now be obvious that what you call a reality is a function of
These precisely predictable, because prerecorded human activities
Now, what could louse up a prerecorded biologic
Film? Obviously, random factors. That is
Someone cutting my word and image lines at a random

Mr. Martin, what sort of place did you people come from?

What sort of place did we come from? Well, if you want the answer
To that question, just look around, buster, just look around

Ladies and gentlemen, you have just heard an interview with Mr
Martin, sole survivor of the first
Attempt to send up a space capsule

Now you see me, now you don't

Mr. Martin has been called the man of a thousand
Lives. Well, he didn't have time for a thousand
But I think he did pretty well in the time allotted