That Little Old Graverobber Me

One night I was stumbling through the local cemetery
I saw an old creature who looked totally scary
In his hands, and he had a shovel and he was diggin' away
I started to split and he stopped me to say
"Oh don't be startled at what you see,
It's just that little old graverobber me"

Well you must be nuts Daddy
Or you've had too much wine
No, I rob graves for Baron Frankenstein
Oh, well I've known the baron for two years or more
Hey, you must be his assistant, Ugly Igor

Excuse me while I dig
My master has plans for something very big, you know
You mind if I help you? I've been looking for a job
Ever since my partner was eaten by the blob

Hey, haven't I seen you on TV riding on a wine wagon?
Oh that's right you know
You don't need a tester, do you pally?
I'll test your head with a shovel!

Woah, hey, hey, wait, woah ho ho
Wait a minute pally, wait a minute
This things gone too far
Where am I?
You're at the Bloody A-Go Go club
You passed out you've been sleeping on the bar

Woah, Daddy, if you just knew where I dreamed I'd been
You sure you didn't slip me a Micky Finn?