I Can't Get Started

I've flown around the world in a plane
I've settled revolutions in Spain
The North Pole I have charted
But I can't get started with you
Around the golf course I'm under par
Count Basie made me a star
I've got a house, a showplace
But I get noplace with you
You're so supreme
Lyrics I write of you
Scheme just for the sight of you
Dream both day and night of you
But what good does it do?
I've been consulted by John Levy
And Lena Horne sang a duet with me
And yet I'm broken-hearted
'Cause I can't get started with you
When first we met
How you elated me, pet
You devastated me, yet
Now you've deflated me
Tell you, my Waterloo
When I acoo caboose I just nod
Green pastures wanted me to play God
The Siamese twins I've parted
But I can't get started with you