Closing Time Genius
๐ต 886 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:19 duration
๐ ID: 29989939
๐ Lyrics
Pass me the bottle
Do me no harm
I'll have two fingers
One from each arm
Say you can't help me
Say I can't hear
I'll start on the whiskey
I've finished the beer
Smart when I walked in
I'm much smarter now
This closing time genius
Is thinking much more than his brain will allow
Wit, yes, and wisdom
I've got 'em in spades
Leave the amateurs crying
In their lemonades
Set 'em up, join me
Hey, I can dream
This guy with no water
Can't run out of steam
Smart when I walked in
I'm much smarter now
This closing time genius
Is thinking much more than his brain will allow
Oh but I dont understand
Why there's no sparkle in this wedding band
Ah but it's like it was planned
My IQ rises with the minute hand
Smart when I walked in
I'm much smarter now
This closing time genius
Is thinking much more than his brain will allow
More than his brain will allow
More than his brain will allow
Do me no harm
I'll have two fingers
One from each arm
Say you can't help me
Say I can't hear
I'll start on the whiskey
I've finished the beer
Smart when I walked in
I'm much smarter now
This closing time genius
Is thinking much more than his brain will allow
Wit, yes, and wisdom
I've got 'em in spades
Leave the amateurs crying
In their lemonades
Set 'em up, join me
Hey, I can dream
This guy with no water
Can't run out of steam
Smart when I walked in
I'm much smarter now
This closing time genius
Is thinking much more than his brain will allow
Oh but I dont understand
Why there's no sparkle in this wedding band
Ah but it's like it was planned
My IQ rises with the minute hand
Smart when I walked in
I'm much smarter now
This closing time genius
Is thinking much more than his brain will allow
More than his brain will allow
More than his brain will allow
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.70] Pass me the bottle
[00:05.08] Do me no harm
[00:09.68] I'll have two fingers
[00:13.32] One from each arm
[00:18.43] Say you can't help me
[00:21.82] Say I can't hear
[00:26.51] I'll start on the whiskey
[00:31.69] I've finished the beer
[00:36.11] Smart when I walked in
[00:40.23] I'm much smarter now
[00:44.67] This closing time genius
[00:47.95] Is thinking much more than his brain will allow
[00:55.82] Wit, yes, and wisdom
[01:00.22] I've got 'em in spades
[01:03.98] Leave the amateurs crying
[01:08.19] In their lemonades
[01:13.20] Set 'em up, join me
[01:16.74] Hey, I can dream
[01:21.57] This guy with no water
[01:26.06] Can't run out of steam
[01:30.79] Smart when I walked in
[01:34.42] I'm much smarter now
[01:39.18] This closing time genius
[01:42.78] Is thinking much more than his brain will allow
[01:48.26] Oh but I dont understand
[01:51.93] Why there's no sparkle in this wedding band
[01:57.23] Ah but it's like it was planned
[02:01.04] My IQ rises with the minute hand
[02:06.67] Smart when I walked in
[02:10.25] I'm much smarter now
[02:14.79] This closing time genius
[02:18.58] Is thinking much more than his brain will allow
[02:23.63] More than his brain will allow
[02:28.17] More than his brain will allow
[02:32.60]
[00:05.08] Do me no harm
[00:09.68] I'll have two fingers
[00:13.32] One from each arm
[00:18.43] Say you can't help me
[00:21.82] Say I can't hear
[00:26.51] I'll start on the whiskey
[00:31.69] I've finished the beer
[00:36.11] Smart when I walked in
[00:40.23] I'm much smarter now
[00:44.67] This closing time genius
[00:47.95] Is thinking much more than his brain will allow
[00:55.82] Wit, yes, and wisdom
[01:00.22] I've got 'em in spades
[01:03.98] Leave the amateurs crying
[01:08.19] In their lemonades
[01:13.20] Set 'em up, join me
[01:16.74] Hey, I can dream
[01:21.57] This guy with no water
[01:26.06] Can't run out of steam
[01:30.79] Smart when I walked in
[01:34.42] I'm much smarter now
[01:39.18] This closing time genius
[01:42.78] Is thinking much more than his brain will allow
[01:48.26] Oh but I dont understand
[01:51.93] Why there's no sparkle in this wedding band
[01:57.23] Ah but it's like it was planned
[02:01.04] My IQ rises with the minute hand
[02:06.67] Smart when I walked in
[02:10.25] I'm much smarter now
[02:14.79] This closing time genius
[02:18.58] Is thinking much more than his brain will allow
[02:23.63] More than his brain will allow
[02:28.17] More than his brain will allow
[02:32.60]