Closing Time Genius

[00:00.70] Pass me the bottle
[00:05.08] Do me no harm
[00:09.68] I'll have two fingers
[00:13.32] One from each arm
[00:18.43] Say you can't help me
[00:21.82] Say I can't hear
[00:26.51] I'll start on the whiskey
[00:31.69] I've finished the beer
[00:36.11] Smart when I walked in
[00:40.23] I'm much smarter now
[00:44.67] This closing time genius
[00:47.95] Is thinking much more than his brain will allow
[00:55.82] Wit, yes, and wisdom
[01:00.22] I've got 'em in spades
[01:03.98] Leave the amateurs crying
[01:08.19] In their lemonades
[01:13.20] Set 'em up, join me
[01:16.74] Hey, I can dream
[01:21.57] This guy with no water
[01:26.06] Can't run out of steam
[01:30.79] Smart when I walked in
[01:34.42] I'm much smarter now
[01:39.18] This closing time genius
[01:42.78] Is thinking much more than his brain will allow
[01:48.26] Oh but I dont understand
[01:51.93] Why there's no sparkle in this wedding band
[01:57.23] Ah but it's like it was planned
[02:01.04] My IQ rises with the minute hand
[02:06.67] Smart when I walked in
[02:10.25] I'm much smarter now
[02:14.79] This closing time genius
[02:18.58] Is thinking much more than his brain will allow
[02:23.63] More than his brain will allow
[02:28.17] More than his brain will allow
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