I Don't Remember That

You told me I owe you money
And that I ruined your party
I don't remember that
You're getting nothing back

Told me I peed on the carpet
And that I broke your mother's vase
Well my memory must have failed me
Cause I ain't ever seen your face
I don't remember that

I don't remember that
You're getting nothing back
I don't remember that

I don't remember no sad faces
Well I recall a quiet night
I really felt like I nailed it
Like usual, I behaved just fine
So don't accuse me of being rude
Or making myself look like an ass
I don't believe you speak the truth
Cause I don't remember it like that
I don't remember that

I don't remember that
You're getting nothing back
I don't remember that
I don't remember that
You're getting nothing back

It's nice to meet you, what's your name?
I've got a feeling that we met before
You tell me that we've been to dinner
I got too drunk and puked on the floor
Well it doesn't sound like something I'd do
You better check your fucking facts
You're mixing me up with some other dude
I don't remember none of that

I don't remember that
You're getting nothing back
I don't remember that
I don't remember that
I don't remember
I don't remember
I don't remember none of it
How can I tell you if I don't remember doing it?
You tell me that, if you're so fucking smart
I don't remember that