Kristine
๐ต 1336 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:03 duration
๐ ID: 30101589
๐ Lyrics
You were hot as hell on the first date
I was nervous because I don't like airports
Wrong way on the freeway
We ended up in downtown Chicago
I could never leave, I would rather be
Stuck inside a bus without a reason
You could rob me once, just like the black guy
With the bad heart that fucked me over
You had a hard fall on the driveway
We ended up right back in the snow bank
I guess I'm going to learn the hard way
How to fit in those pink pajamas
When I opened the door and farted, you just laughed and laughed
Don't ever leave me broken-hearted if you ever decide to leave
When I burped in your mouth on the french kiss, you just laughed and laughed
Don't ever tell your dad that we practiced how to shake his hand about a thousand times
I can't believe that I ever really found you
I don't know how I'll ever going to tell you
Every time that I try to write a love note
It always ends up sounding like a fart joke
I can't believe that I ever really found you
I don't know when or if I'll ever get to tell you
About the cake that you baked you thought looked crappy
Who needs a birthday when you're happy
I can't believe that I ever really found you
I can't say that I think that I deserve you
You give my heart a giant fucking boner
I want to share it with you when we're older
Kristine Marie, you're the best thing to happen to me
I was nervous because I don't like airports
Wrong way on the freeway
We ended up in downtown Chicago
I could never leave, I would rather be
Stuck inside a bus without a reason
You could rob me once, just like the black guy
With the bad heart that fucked me over
You had a hard fall on the driveway
We ended up right back in the snow bank
I guess I'm going to learn the hard way
How to fit in those pink pajamas
When I opened the door and farted, you just laughed and laughed
Don't ever leave me broken-hearted if you ever decide to leave
When I burped in your mouth on the french kiss, you just laughed and laughed
Don't ever tell your dad that we practiced how to shake his hand about a thousand times
I can't believe that I ever really found you
I don't know how I'll ever going to tell you
Every time that I try to write a love note
It always ends up sounding like a fart joke
I can't believe that I ever really found you
I don't know when or if I'll ever get to tell you
About the cake that you baked you thought looked crappy
Who needs a birthday when you're happy
I can't believe that I ever really found you
I can't say that I think that I deserve you
You give my heart a giant fucking boner
I want to share it with you when we're older
Kristine Marie, you're the best thing to happen to me
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.51] You were hot as hell on the first date
[00:02.95] I was nervous because I don't like airports
[00:05.48] Wrong way on the freeway
[00:07.93] We ended up in downtown Chicago
[00:10.06] I could never leave, I would rather be
[00:12.55] Stuck inside a bus without a reason
[00:14.99] You could rob me once, just like the black guy
[00:17.33] With the bad heart that fucked me over
[00:29.66] You had a hard fall on the driveway
[00:32.17] We ended up right back in the snow bank
[00:34.85] I guess I'm going to learn the hard way
[00:37.46] How to fit in those pink pajamas
[00:39.70] When I opened the door and farted, you just laughed and laughed
[00:44.57] Don't ever leave me broken-hearted if you ever decide to leave
[01:08.63] When I burped in your mouth on the french kiss, you just laughed and laughed
[01:14.20] Don't ever tell your dad that we practiced how to shake his hand about a thousand times
[01:19.17] I can't believe that I ever really found you
[01:21.46] I don't know how I'll ever going to tell you
[01:24.02] Every time that I try to write a love note
[01:26.40] It always ends up sounding like a fart joke
[01:28.85] I can't believe that I ever really found you
[01:31.21] I don't know when or if I'll ever get to tell you
[01:33.77] About the cake that you baked you thought looked crappy
[01:36.21] Who needs a birthday when you're happy
[01:38.76] I can't believe that I ever really found you
[01:41.18] I can't say that I think that I deserve you
[01:43.59] You give my heart a giant fucking boner
[01:46.07] I want to share it with you when we're older
[01:49.50] Kristine Marie, you're the best thing to happen to me
[01:54.63]
[00:02.95] I was nervous because I don't like airports
[00:05.48] Wrong way on the freeway
[00:07.93] We ended up in downtown Chicago
[00:10.06] I could never leave, I would rather be
[00:12.55] Stuck inside a bus without a reason
[00:14.99] You could rob me once, just like the black guy
[00:17.33] With the bad heart that fucked me over
[00:29.66] You had a hard fall on the driveway
[00:32.17] We ended up right back in the snow bank
[00:34.85] I guess I'm going to learn the hard way
[00:37.46] How to fit in those pink pajamas
[00:39.70] When I opened the door and farted, you just laughed and laughed
[00:44.57] Don't ever leave me broken-hearted if you ever decide to leave
[01:08.63] When I burped in your mouth on the french kiss, you just laughed and laughed
[01:14.20] Don't ever tell your dad that we practiced how to shake his hand about a thousand times
[01:19.17] I can't believe that I ever really found you
[01:21.46] I don't know how I'll ever going to tell you
[01:24.02] Every time that I try to write a love note
[01:26.40] It always ends up sounding like a fart joke
[01:28.85] I can't believe that I ever really found you
[01:31.21] I don't know when or if I'll ever get to tell you
[01:33.77] About the cake that you baked you thought looked crappy
[01:36.21] Who needs a birthday when you're happy
[01:38.76] I can't believe that I ever really found you
[01:41.18] I can't say that I think that I deserve you
[01:43.59] You give my heart a giant fucking boner
[01:46.07] I want to share it with you when we're older
[01:49.50] Kristine Marie, you're the best thing to happen to me
[01:54.63]