Pulling the Christmas Pig By the Wrong Pair of Ears

[Q:] If the aunt had balls she would be?
[A:] Uh, the uncle.

[Q:] And in more trouble than?
[A:] A pregnant nun.

So get a hole to hide in
Or somehide to cover the hole

Pig's Christmas parcel arrived
Basically full of crap
And others lil' treats.

Awe, that little pig.