The Farewell Toast

Here's to the wine we love to drink
And the food we love to eat
Here's to our wives and sweethearts
And may they never meet
Here's champagne for our real friends
And real pain for our sham friends
And when this journey finally ends
May all of us find peace
Here's to the women that I've loved
And all the ones I've kissed
As for regrets I just have one
That's all the ones I've missed
Our women's faults are many
We men have only two
Every single thing we say
And everything we do
I wish you health, I wish you wealth
And happiness galore
I wish you heaven when you die
What could I wish you more?
May your joys be as deep as the ocean
Your troubles as light as its foam
And may you find sweet peace of mind
Wherever you may roam
Goodnight