ADULT ROCK SHOW
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I still, in my heart of hearts, as honest as I can be, I love music
I love going to see music
I don't think there's anything better on this Earth than live music
Going to see a live show, you know what I mean?
I love it, and I still love it
I love new bands, I love it, I love it, I love it
But I don't want to be the creepy old guy
So then I thought of a solution
I thought of a solution
Something called, "The Adult Rock Show"
Now hear me out on this
The Adult Rock Show starts at seven
Seven o'clock show, kick in the ass, I got shit to do tomorrow, man
I got a J-O-B, that's a job, friend
Seven o'clock show
Cost prohibitive
Seven o'clock show, cost prohibitive
No young punks, no young punks
25 and over the cutoff point
I'll pay more money not to be with young punks
I think that's fair
I don't want to go to a show with some 15-year-old
All fucked up on gin and guava juice or whatever he stole
From his parents' liquor cabinet
Fucking back it up, dude
This is cashmere, back it up
Don't make me dry-clean, dude, I swear to God
Cost prohibitive
Seven o'clock show
Band plays one hour, one hour, one hour
And the band plays one hour
No opening band, no opening band
I don't want to see you struggle through your career
Come back when you got hits, bro
I don't have time for a new relationship
I don't know how it's going to work out
I might die before you get good
I'm sorry, I can't do it
Not tonight, bro
Band plays one hour
No one call, no one's fucking play hide and seek with the hits
Just fucking play the songs we came to hear
Do a couple of surprises, do the song from the soundtrack
Boom, Valet parking home by nine, lost is on
Lost is on
I have a date with pajamas and a couch, let's go
It's a smart idea, I think, I think it's a smart idea
'Cause basically, the headlining band
Could just charge kids to come to the fucking sound, that's fine
Upgrade the merchandise
For old people, upgrade the merchandise
Maybe I don't need a Weezer t-shirt at this point
I love Weezer, but maybe me in a Weezer t-shirt sad, sad
But you know what I can buy with a great amount of confidence?
Fucking Weezer day planner
How do you like that? Oh yeah, I like that
I like Weezer, I know what I'm doing on Wednesday
Mm, look at that, Wednesday
Take that home with my audio slave tea kettle
My no doubt toaster cozy
My Avenged Sevenfold Warped Horse soup tureen
Oh yeah, soup's on, baby
Let's go
I love going to see music
I don't think there's anything better on this Earth than live music
Going to see a live show, you know what I mean?
I love it, and I still love it
I love new bands, I love it, I love it, I love it
But I don't want to be the creepy old guy
So then I thought of a solution
I thought of a solution
Something called, "The Adult Rock Show"
Now hear me out on this
The Adult Rock Show starts at seven
Seven o'clock show, kick in the ass, I got shit to do tomorrow, man
I got a J-O-B, that's a job, friend
Seven o'clock show
Cost prohibitive
Seven o'clock show, cost prohibitive
No young punks, no young punks
25 and over the cutoff point
I'll pay more money not to be with young punks
I think that's fair
I don't want to go to a show with some 15-year-old
All fucked up on gin and guava juice or whatever he stole
From his parents' liquor cabinet
Fucking back it up, dude
This is cashmere, back it up
Don't make me dry-clean, dude, I swear to God
Cost prohibitive
Seven o'clock show
Band plays one hour, one hour, one hour
And the band plays one hour
No opening band, no opening band
I don't want to see you struggle through your career
Come back when you got hits, bro
I don't have time for a new relationship
I don't know how it's going to work out
I might die before you get good
I'm sorry, I can't do it
Not tonight, bro
Band plays one hour
No one call, no one's fucking play hide and seek with the hits
Just fucking play the songs we came to hear
Do a couple of surprises, do the song from the soundtrack
Boom, Valet parking home by nine, lost is on
Lost is on
I have a date with pajamas and a couch, let's go
It's a smart idea, I think, I think it's a smart idea
'Cause basically, the headlining band
Could just charge kids to come to the fucking sound, that's fine
Upgrade the merchandise
For old people, upgrade the merchandise
Maybe I don't need a Weezer t-shirt at this point
I love Weezer, but maybe me in a Weezer t-shirt sad, sad
But you know what I can buy with a great amount of confidence?
Fucking Weezer day planner
How do you like that? Oh yeah, I like that
I like Weezer, I know what I'm doing on Wednesday
Mm, look at that, Wednesday
Take that home with my audio slave tea kettle
My no doubt toaster cozy
My Avenged Sevenfold Warped Horse soup tureen
Oh yeah, soup's on, baby
Let's go