Celebrity Stalker
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โฑ๏ธ 3:42 duration
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๐ Lyrics
Hello gentlemen, come in, how are you?
Hello
Have a seat
I don't even wanna be here
Your, um, parents are telling me that
You're having some sort of problem
Waste of time
Now, don't worry boys, we all have fantasies
What?
These things are very common
Uh, Mr. Stone?
Yes
Uh, if you could speak into the recorder, how 'bout your name?
Hi, my name is Stu, I got a problem to share, ha
It's kinda personal, you probably won't care, see
I'm in love with Oprah Winfrey and Cher, ha
I got a doll made out of Margaret Cho's hair
Kathy Bates and Edie Falco, now there's a pair
My psychotherapist says I should clear the air
For the average boy or girl, this might be a shocker
Judge Judy called me a celebrity stalker
Hold up, doc, you know I got some problems too
My brain is kinda twisted like my name was Stu the Jew
I like to watch the telly,'specially late at night
My favorite show to stroll to? Gotta be "Facts of Life"
Fuck Lindsay Lohan, give me Mindy Cohan
(And Tootie Juicy Bowie) Now that's a blow jam
Yo man, I'ma grin and bear it
I got a website, fan page, for that hooker Mrs. Gary
I love her and she loves me
Why won't she talk to me?
Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker
I love her and she loves me
Why does she call police?
Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker, stalker
I wanna slam Fran, hell, she could be my nanny
Star Jones too, huh, I'd like to hit that Fanny
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia? You can have her, I'll take Alice
'Cause she can clean the room when I hit that chick from Dallas
(Victoria Principal) You can call me to your office
Better make it quick 'cause I'll tell you who the boss is
With Mona (Mona!) Now leave me the hell alone-a
I'ma go to the corner, talk to Stu, I got a boner
Back to Stu Stoner, doc, this shit ain't cool
I almost drowned in Delta Burke's pool
I be sittin' in school, covered in drool
Dreamin' of the day I can make out with Paula Abdul
Straight up now, I told her that my love wasn't fake, ha
She wasn't havin' it, the cold-hearted snake
It ain't easy, people think I'm sleazy
I be watchin' TV Land, jerkin' off to Weezy (To Weezy?)
For sheezy, nothin' more would please me
To get Miss Cleo down on her knees-ie
I can't wait for my first date with Bonnie Raitt
Huh, please don't tease me
I love her and she loves me
Why won't she talk to me?
Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker
I love her and she loves me
Why does she call police?
Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker, stalker
Comin' after you, girl
Yeah, girl, we comin' straight after you, girl
Goin' through your garbage can
All the rest of your trash, girl
Find a banana peel
Yeah, man, even your laundry
All we wanna do is just love you (Love you, yeah)
Just wanna snuggle with you
(La, la, la, la, la, la)
Hey, are your parents traffic instructors?
'Cause you got "fine" written all over your forehead
I love her and she loves me
Why won't she talk to me?
Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker
I love her and she loves me
Why does she call police?
Stalker, I ain't no stalker
I love her and she loves me
Why won't she talk to me?
Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker
I love her and she loves me
Why does she call police?
Stalker, I ain't no stalker
La, la, la, la, la, la
Hello
Have a seat
I don't even wanna be here
Your, um, parents are telling me that
You're having some sort of problem
Waste of time
Now, don't worry boys, we all have fantasies
What?
These things are very common
Uh, Mr. Stone?
Yes
Uh, if you could speak into the recorder, how 'bout your name?
Hi, my name is Stu, I got a problem to share, ha
It's kinda personal, you probably won't care, see
I'm in love with Oprah Winfrey and Cher, ha
I got a doll made out of Margaret Cho's hair
Kathy Bates and Edie Falco, now there's a pair
My psychotherapist says I should clear the air
For the average boy or girl, this might be a shocker
Judge Judy called me a celebrity stalker
Hold up, doc, you know I got some problems too
My brain is kinda twisted like my name was Stu the Jew
I like to watch the telly,'specially late at night
My favorite show to stroll to? Gotta be "Facts of Life"
Fuck Lindsay Lohan, give me Mindy Cohan
(And Tootie Juicy Bowie) Now that's a blow jam
Yo man, I'ma grin and bear it
I got a website, fan page, for that hooker Mrs. Gary
I love her and she loves me
Why won't she talk to me?
Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker
I love her and she loves me
Why does she call police?
Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker, stalker
I wanna slam Fran, hell, she could be my nanny
Star Jones too, huh, I'd like to hit that Fanny
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia? You can have her, I'll take Alice
'Cause she can clean the room when I hit that chick from Dallas
(Victoria Principal) You can call me to your office
Better make it quick 'cause I'll tell you who the boss is
With Mona (Mona!) Now leave me the hell alone-a
I'ma go to the corner, talk to Stu, I got a boner
Back to Stu Stoner, doc, this shit ain't cool
I almost drowned in Delta Burke's pool
I be sittin' in school, covered in drool
Dreamin' of the day I can make out with Paula Abdul
Straight up now, I told her that my love wasn't fake, ha
She wasn't havin' it, the cold-hearted snake
It ain't easy, people think I'm sleazy
I be watchin' TV Land, jerkin' off to Weezy (To Weezy?)
For sheezy, nothin' more would please me
To get Miss Cleo down on her knees-ie
I can't wait for my first date with Bonnie Raitt
Huh, please don't tease me
I love her and she loves me
Why won't she talk to me?
Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker
I love her and she loves me
Why does she call police?
Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker, stalker
Comin' after you, girl
Yeah, girl, we comin' straight after you, girl
Goin' through your garbage can
All the rest of your trash, girl
Find a banana peel
Yeah, man, even your laundry
All we wanna do is just love you (Love you, yeah)
Just wanna snuggle with you
(La, la, la, la, la, la)
Hey, are your parents traffic instructors?
'Cause you got "fine" written all over your forehead
I love her and she loves me
Why won't she talk to me?
Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker
I love her and she loves me
Why does she call police?
Stalker, I ain't no stalker
I love her and she loves me
Why won't she talk to me?
Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker
I love her and she loves me
Why does she call police?
Stalker, I ain't no stalker
La, la, la, la, la, la
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.10] Hello gentlemen, come in, how are you?
[00:01.96] Hello
[00:02.80] Have a seat
[00:03.79] I don't even wanna be here
[00:05.06] Your, um, parents are telling me that
[00:06.98] You're having some sort of problem
[00:08.47] Waste of time
[00:09.23] Now, don't worry boys, we all have fantasies
[00:12.42] What?
[00:13.27] These things are very common
[00:15.76] Uh, Mr. Stone?
[00:16.84] Yes
[00:17.36] Uh, if you could speak into the recorder, how 'bout your name?
[00:21.31] Hi, my name is Stu, I got a problem to share, ha
[00:24.06] It's kinda personal, you probably won't care, see
[00:26.68] I'm in love with Oprah Winfrey and Cher, ha
[00:29.06] I got a doll made out of Margaret Cho's hair
[00:31.35] Kathy Bates and Edie Falco, now there's a pair
[00:34.03] My psychotherapist says I should clear the air
[00:36.04] For the average boy or girl, this might be a shocker
[00:38.60] Judge Judy called me a celebrity stalker
[00:41.08] Hold up, doc, you know I got some problems too
[00:43.64] My brain is kinda twisted like my name was Stu the Jew
[00:46.19] I like to watch the telly,'specially late at night
[00:48.73] My favorite show to stroll to? Gotta be "Facts of Life"
[00:51.38] Fuck Lindsay Lohan, give me Mindy Cohan
[00:53.71] (And Tootie Juicy Bowie) Now that's a blow jam
[00:57.06] Yo man, I'ma grin and bear it
[00:58.45] I got a website, fan page, for that hooker Mrs. Gary
[01:01.36] I love her and she loves me
[01:04.12] Why won't she talk to me?
[01:06.25] Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker
[01:11.03] I love her and she loves me
[01:14.12] Why does she call police?
[01:16.24] Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker, stalker
[01:20.90] I wanna slam Fran, hell, she could be my nanny
[01:23.70] Star Jones too, huh, I'd like to hit that Fanny
[01:26.21] Marcia, Marcia, Marcia? You can have her, I'll take Alice
[01:28.62] 'Cause she can clean the room when I hit that chick from Dallas
[01:31.23] (Victoria Principal) You can call me to your office
[01:33.99] Better make it quick 'cause I'll tell you who the boss is
[01:36.38] With Mona (Mona!) Now leave me the hell alone-a
[01:38.57] I'ma go to the corner, talk to Stu, I got a boner
[01:41.45] Back to Stu Stoner, doc, this shit ain't cool
[01:44.10] I almost drowned in Delta Burke's pool
[01:46.13] I be sittin' in school, covered in drool
[01:48.24] Dreamin' of the day I can make out with Paula Abdul
[01:51.06] Straight up now, I told her that my love wasn't fake, ha
[01:54.09] She wasn't havin' it, the cold-hearted snake
[01:56.58] It ain't easy, people think I'm sleazy
[01:58.90] I be watchin' TV Land, jerkin' off to Weezy (To Weezy?)
[02:01.89] For sheezy, nothin' more would please me
[02:03.76] To get Miss Cleo down on her knees-ie
[02:06.64] I can't wait for my first date with Bonnie Raitt
[02:09.20] Huh, please don't tease me
[02:11.19] I love her and she loves me
[02:14.13] Why won't she talk to me?
[02:16.20] Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker
[02:21.06] I love her and she loves me
[02:24.19] Why does she call police?
[02:26.27] Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker, stalker
[02:33.91]
[02:40.69] Comin' after you, girl
[02:41.64] Yeah, girl, we comin' straight after you, girl
[02:43.90] Goin' through your garbage can
[02:46.01] All the rest of your trash, girl
[02:47.19] Find a banana peel
[02:48.61] Yeah, man, even your laundry
[02:51.02] All we wanna do is just love you (Love you, yeah)
[02:53.60] Just wanna snuggle with you
[02:55.13] (La, la, la, la, la, la)
[02:56.35] Hey, are your parents traffic instructors?
[02:58.70] 'Cause you got "fine" written all over your forehead
[03:01.32] I love her and she loves me
[03:04.12] Why won't she talk to me?
[03:06.25] Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker
[03:11.02] I love her and she loves me
[03:14.16] Why does she call police?
[03:16.20] Stalker, I ain't no stalker
[03:21.19] I love her and she loves me
[03:24.25] Why won't she talk to me?
[03:26.28] Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker
[03:31.09] I love her and she loves me
[03:34.15] Why does she call police?
[03:36.24] Stalker, I ain't no stalker
[03:40.04] La, la, la, la, la, la
[03:41.98]
[00:01.96] Hello
[00:02.80] Have a seat
[00:03.79] I don't even wanna be here
[00:05.06] Your, um, parents are telling me that
[00:06.98] You're having some sort of problem
[00:08.47] Waste of time
[00:09.23] Now, don't worry boys, we all have fantasies
[00:12.42] What?
[00:13.27] These things are very common
[00:15.76] Uh, Mr. Stone?
[00:16.84] Yes
[00:17.36] Uh, if you could speak into the recorder, how 'bout your name?
[00:21.31] Hi, my name is Stu, I got a problem to share, ha
[00:24.06] It's kinda personal, you probably won't care, see
[00:26.68] I'm in love with Oprah Winfrey and Cher, ha
[00:29.06] I got a doll made out of Margaret Cho's hair
[00:31.35] Kathy Bates and Edie Falco, now there's a pair
[00:34.03] My psychotherapist says I should clear the air
[00:36.04] For the average boy or girl, this might be a shocker
[00:38.60] Judge Judy called me a celebrity stalker
[00:41.08] Hold up, doc, you know I got some problems too
[00:43.64] My brain is kinda twisted like my name was Stu the Jew
[00:46.19] I like to watch the telly,'specially late at night
[00:48.73] My favorite show to stroll to? Gotta be "Facts of Life"
[00:51.38] Fuck Lindsay Lohan, give me Mindy Cohan
[00:53.71] (And Tootie Juicy Bowie) Now that's a blow jam
[00:57.06] Yo man, I'ma grin and bear it
[00:58.45] I got a website, fan page, for that hooker Mrs. Gary
[01:01.36] I love her and she loves me
[01:04.12] Why won't she talk to me?
[01:06.25] Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker
[01:11.03] I love her and she loves me
[01:14.12] Why does she call police?
[01:16.24] Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker, stalker
[01:20.90] I wanna slam Fran, hell, she could be my nanny
[01:23.70] Star Jones too, huh, I'd like to hit that Fanny
[01:26.21] Marcia, Marcia, Marcia? You can have her, I'll take Alice
[01:28.62] 'Cause she can clean the room when I hit that chick from Dallas
[01:31.23] (Victoria Principal) You can call me to your office
[01:33.99] Better make it quick 'cause I'll tell you who the boss is
[01:36.38] With Mona (Mona!) Now leave me the hell alone-a
[01:38.57] I'ma go to the corner, talk to Stu, I got a boner
[01:41.45] Back to Stu Stoner, doc, this shit ain't cool
[01:44.10] I almost drowned in Delta Burke's pool
[01:46.13] I be sittin' in school, covered in drool
[01:48.24] Dreamin' of the day I can make out with Paula Abdul
[01:51.06] Straight up now, I told her that my love wasn't fake, ha
[01:54.09] She wasn't havin' it, the cold-hearted snake
[01:56.58] It ain't easy, people think I'm sleazy
[01:58.90] I be watchin' TV Land, jerkin' off to Weezy (To Weezy?)
[02:01.89] For sheezy, nothin' more would please me
[02:03.76] To get Miss Cleo down on her knees-ie
[02:06.64] I can't wait for my first date with Bonnie Raitt
[02:09.20] Huh, please don't tease me
[02:11.19] I love her and she loves me
[02:14.13] Why won't she talk to me?
[02:16.20] Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker
[02:21.06] I love her and she loves me
[02:24.19] Why does she call police?
[02:26.27] Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker, stalker
[02:33.91]
[02:40.69] Comin' after you, girl
[02:41.64] Yeah, girl, we comin' straight after you, girl
[02:43.90] Goin' through your garbage can
[02:46.01] All the rest of your trash, girl
[02:47.19] Find a banana peel
[02:48.61] Yeah, man, even your laundry
[02:51.02] All we wanna do is just love you (Love you, yeah)
[02:53.60] Just wanna snuggle with you
[02:55.13] (La, la, la, la, la, la)
[02:56.35] Hey, are your parents traffic instructors?
[02:58.70] 'Cause you got "fine" written all over your forehead
[03:01.32] I love her and she loves me
[03:04.12] Why won't she talk to me?
[03:06.25] Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker
[03:11.02] I love her and she loves me
[03:14.16] Why does she call police?
[03:16.20] Stalker, I ain't no stalker
[03:21.19] I love her and she loves me
[03:24.25] Why won't she talk to me?
[03:26.28] Stalker, I ain't no stalker, stalker
[03:31.09] I love her and she loves me
[03:34.15] Why does she call police?
[03:36.24] Stalker, I ain't no stalker
[03:40.04] La, la, la, la, la, la
[03:41.98]