How to Make Gravy
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๐ Lyrics
Hello Dan, it's Joe here
I hope you're keeping well
It's the 21st of December
Now they're ringing the last bells
If I get good behavior
I'll be out of here by July
Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas Day?
Please don't let 'em cry for me
I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland
Stella's flying in from the coast
They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe
That won't stop the roast
Who's gonna make the gravy now?
I bet it won't taste the same
Just add flour, salt, a little red wine
Don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce
For the sweetness and that extra tang
And give my love to Angus, and to Frank and Dolly
Tell 'em all I'm sorry, I screwed up this time
And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her
Early Christmas morning when I'm standing in line
I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend
I hope he can hold his own
Do you remember the last one? What's his name again?
Just a little too much cologne
And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger
'Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I wanna fight
Praise the baby Jesus
Have a Merry Christmas
I'm really gonna miss it
All the treasure and the trash
And later in the evening
I can just imagine
You'll put on Junior Murvin
And push the tables back
And you'll dance with Rita
I know you really like her
Just don't hold her too close
Oh, brother, don't you stab me in the back
I didn't mean to say that
It's just my mind it plays up
Multiplies each matter turns imagination into fact
You know I love her badly
She's the one to save me
I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat
Tell her that I'm sorry, yeah, I love her badly
Tell 'em all I'm sorry, and kiss the sleepy children for me
You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy
I'll be making plenty
I wanna pay 'em all back
I hope you're keeping well
It's the 21st of December
Now they're ringing the last bells
If I get good behavior
I'll be out of here by July
Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas Day?
Please don't let 'em cry for me
I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland
Stella's flying in from the coast
They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe
That won't stop the roast
Who's gonna make the gravy now?
I bet it won't taste the same
Just add flour, salt, a little red wine
Don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce
For the sweetness and that extra tang
And give my love to Angus, and to Frank and Dolly
Tell 'em all I'm sorry, I screwed up this time
And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her
Early Christmas morning when I'm standing in line
I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend
I hope he can hold his own
Do you remember the last one? What's his name again?
Just a little too much cologne
And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger
'Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I wanna fight
Praise the baby Jesus
Have a Merry Christmas
I'm really gonna miss it
All the treasure and the trash
And later in the evening
I can just imagine
You'll put on Junior Murvin
And push the tables back
And you'll dance with Rita
I know you really like her
Just don't hold her too close
Oh, brother, don't you stab me in the back
I didn't mean to say that
It's just my mind it plays up
Multiplies each matter turns imagination into fact
You know I love her badly
She's the one to save me
I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat
Tell her that I'm sorry, yeah, I love her badly
Tell 'em all I'm sorry, and kiss the sleepy children for me
You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy
I'll be making plenty
I wanna pay 'em all back
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:12.09] Hello Dan, it's Joe here
[00:17.97] I hope you're keeping well
[00:22.98] It's the 21st of December
[00:27.88] Now they're ringing the last bells
[00:33.60] If I get good behavior
[00:38.43] I'll be out of here by July
[00:43.77] Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas Day?
[00:49.36] Please don't let 'em cry for me
[00:59.66] I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland
[01:04.82] Stella's flying in from the coast
[01:09.84] They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe
[01:15.42] That won't stop the roast
[01:20.67] Who's gonna make the gravy now?
[01:25.51] I bet it won't taste the same
[01:30.35] Just add flour, salt, a little red wine
[01:34.38] Don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce
[01:36.53] For the sweetness and that extra tang
[01:38.99] And give my love to Angus, and to Frank and Dolly
[01:44.15] Tell 'em all I'm sorry, I screwed up this time
[01:49.36] And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her
[01:54.41] Early Christmas morning when I'm standing in line
[02:11.58] I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend
[02:16.98] I hope he can hold his own
[02:21.79] Do you remember the last one? What's his name again?
[02:26.91] Just a little too much cologne
[02:31.70] And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger
[02:35.82] 'Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I wanna fight
[02:40.49] Praise the baby Jesus
[02:42.76] Have a Merry Christmas
[02:45.22] I'm really gonna miss it
[02:47.83] All the treasure and the trash
[02:50.45] And later in the evening
[02:53.00] I can just imagine
[02:55.41] You'll put on Junior Murvin
[02:58.04] And push the tables back
[03:00.70] And you'll dance with Rita
[03:03.14] I know you really like her
[03:05.72] Just don't hold her too close
[03:08.17] Oh, brother, don't you stab me in the back
[03:10.71] I didn't mean to say that
[03:13.23] It's just my mind it plays up
[03:15.82] Multiplies each matter turns imagination into fact
[03:20.93] You know I love her badly
[03:23.31] She's the one to save me
[03:25.84] I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat
[03:30.98] Tell her that I'm sorry, yeah, I love her badly
[03:35.80] Tell 'em all I'm sorry, and kiss the sleepy children for me
[03:40.98] You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy
[03:46.18] I'll be making plenty
[03:48.55] I wanna pay 'em all back
[03:51.84]
[00:17.97] I hope you're keeping well
[00:22.98] It's the 21st of December
[00:27.88] Now they're ringing the last bells
[00:33.60] If I get good behavior
[00:38.43] I'll be out of here by July
[00:43.77] Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas Day?
[00:49.36] Please don't let 'em cry for me
[00:59.66] I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland
[01:04.82] Stella's flying in from the coast
[01:09.84] They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe
[01:15.42] That won't stop the roast
[01:20.67] Who's gonna make the gravy now?
[01:25.51] I bet it won't taste the same
[01:30.35] Just add flour, salt, a little red wine
[01:34.38] Don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce
[01:36.53] For the sweetness and that extra tang
[01:38.99] And give my love to Angus, and to Frank and Dolly
[01:44.15] Tell 'em all I'm sorry, I screwed up this time
[01:49.36] And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her
[01:54.41] Early Christmas morning when I'm standing in line
[02:11.58] I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend
[02:16.98] I hope he can hold his own
[02:21.79] Do you remember the last one? What's his name again?
[02:26.91] Just a little too much cologne
[02:31.70] And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger
[02:35.82] 'Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I wanna fight
[02:40.49] Praise the baby Jesus
[02:42.76] Have a Merry Christmas
[02:45.22] I'm really gonna miss it
[02:47.83] All the treasure and the trash
[02:50.45] And later in the evening
[02:53.00] I can just imagine
[02:55.41] You'll put on Junior Murvin
[02:58.04] And push the tables back
[03:00.70] And you'll dance with Rita
[03:03.14] I know you really like her
[03:05.72] Just don't hold her too close
[03:08.17] Oh, brother, don't you stab me in the back
[03:10.71] I didn't mean to say that
[03:13.23] It's just my mind it plays up
[03:15.82] Multiplies each matter turns imagination into fact
[03:20.93] You know I love her badly
[03:23.31] She's the one to save me
[03:25.84] I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat
[03:30.98] Tell her that I'm sorry, yeah, I love her badly
[03:35.80] Tell 'em all I'm sorry, and kiss the sleepy children for me
[03:40.98] You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy
[03:46.18] I'll be making plenty
[03:48.55] I wanna pay 'em all back
[03:51.84]